The Loneliest Colors |
Apparently the only words in the english language that rhyme with absolutely nothing are orange, purple, silver and month. I don't know about y'all, but I find that very depressing. Imagine every othe...
Posted by Adam on Tue, 15 Jan 2008 10:17:00 PST |
The Futures SO Bright |
I broke another pair of sunglasses so now I don't look cool anymore. And the sun in my eyes is causing irreversible damage to my retinas. It's piercing and unavoidable and reminds me of how I stayed a...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 07:03:00 PST |
Universal Nacho Bars: The Time is NOW |
"On this January morning of two thousand and eight, more than sixty years after President Truman first issued the call for national nacho bars, we find ourselves in the midst of an historic moment on ...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 11:09:00 PST |
Things To Do When Youre Sick |
1. watch The Price Is Right.2. cough to the beat of Billie Jean by Michael Jackson. film it. youtube it.3. write a letter to one of your enemies. lick the envelope like you're a dog and it's peanut bu...
Posted by Adam on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 06:32:00 PST |
Gatorade and Taxes |
It's Friday and I'm bored at work, so I've decided to bless you all with a (very) random summary of my week:1. Went and saw "Control" (The Joy Division/Ian Curtis movie) yesterday. It was great. I eff...
Posted by Adam on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:50:00 PST |
Cooler Than Disney |
I came across this in some book just now. It seems like remarkably cool advice, and has thus convinced me that Walt Whitman was the coolest Walt the world has ever known. (He dethroned Disney.)"This i...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 12:37:00 PST |
25 Reasons... |
So. With the release of amazing new albums by both Band of Horses and Radiohead in the past 48 hours, I am forced to make official something that has been swimming around behind my eyeballs for a coup...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST |
Dear Cricket in my living room, |
Dear Cricket in my living room,If you do not shut the fuck up, I will kill you. I will find you and I will kill you. You probably think you're really clever, sitting over there in the corner, cheep-ch...
Posted by Adam on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:35:00 PST |
They Love Me Here |
Top 4 Names I Am Affectionately Called At Work:1. "Muffin"2. "Vanilla Face"3. "Fuckin' Adam"4. "Douche"
Posted by Adam on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 02:40:00 PST |
I Kid |
The following is an imaginary conversation between me and a representative for the One Laptop Per Child Project*. For more information about the project, check out www.laptop.org.*Readers note: I kid ...
Posted by Adam on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:59:00 PST |
