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Chris

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About Me

I'm pretty laid back, though I'm a slight neat freak at times. I was in the army, I was medically discharged (I am now in a wheelchair.) and I miss it. I'm an ordained minister (yeah no joke, so if you want to get married Im your man. lol) for a non-denominational church...even though I'm a homosexual agnostic? I love randomly ranting about history, politics, and current events(as shown in my blogs). I have pretty bad ADD but certain things can make me focus for hours...just have to be really interested I suppose. (yes, that's a challenge.) I'm a vegetarian. I live with my roommate Becky (who's pretty much like a mom to me) and my boyfriend Brandon. I'm sort of a dork I think, I like a lot of random things, I have very ecclectic taste. I love making people laugh, basically I just like to have fun. I love making new friends so hit me up sometime if you want to know more. (Note: I only add people that actually take the time to message me and try to get to know me or already know me, so don't just add me without messaging me).
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My Interests

Reading, writing, annoying "normal" people, politics, history, law, music of all kinds. Random adventures in the middle of the night to random places for no good reason. I'm a starcraft addict, The history channel rocks, smart people, swimming. comic books and comic book movies. Photography. Films. Cool weapons (different style throwing knives, swords, sais, throwing stars, ect.) Making up random games. Blowing up shit. Improv, Singing, Wiriting bad lyrics to music...Spending time with friends late at night. Learning new things. People who can tell good stories. Animals. Im addicted to stand up comedy. I love to travel. Many others I can't think of right now...

I'd like to meet:

No one who makes a collage of pictures of my sleeping...um... The albino midget who works in the same office building as me, Magneto, Anyone who breaks out into musical for absolutely no reason at really awkward moments in life. Elagabalus (a transvestite crazy religious priest/roman emperor), Luna, Borat, Stewie, Dolly Parton, Hard Gay, Anybody who can figure out where my screen name/ link on here is from, Yuki, FiFi (the albertII model robot) and Mystic Merl. Timbaland (anyone who can produce songs with the Pussycat Dolls and Nelly Furtado and then Bjork and Madonna makes me happy. Stupid bimbos who hire even more stupid hitmen. Obviously in love American Idol Contestants who cuddle (even if only in fake photos). Any famous person who can make fun of themselves. And more people like my friends...who rock my socks (not that my friends are anything like the afore mentioned people).

Music:

Music keeps me alive...all types. I have pretty random tastes... AC/DC, Marilyn Manson, Journey, Daft Punk, Macy Gray, Coldplay, Janis Joplin, Jimi Hendrix, Cute Is What We Aim For, Ok Go, Five, Santana, Timbaland, The Get Up Kids, Paris Hilton (yeah don't ask), Regina Spektor, Mika, Nelly Furtado, Nirvanna, The Hazzards, Blue October, Rediscover, Yuki, Misono, Tim Mcgraw, Cheico Kawabe and other various J-pop, Garbage, Lily Allen, The Tea Party, The Arctic Monkeys, Johnny Cash, Freezepop, Shania Twain, Rogue Traders, The Hourly Radio, Jimmy Eat World, Antony and the Johnsons, Pink, Faith Hill, Morningwood, Sum41, The All American Rejects, Less than Jake, June Carter, The Pointer Sisters, Papa Roach, Group 1 Crew, Lucky Boys Confusion, Fallout Boy, Something Corporate, Miri Ben-Ari, Relient K, Jack's Manequin, Sugarland, Bjork, Hellogoodbye, Bon Jovi, Rascal Flatts, Placebo, INXS, Rihanna, Jem, Better than Ezra, Joss Stone, Lita Ford, Natalie Imbruglia, Nikka Costa, Tyler Hilton, Hole, the Killers, Tom Jones, Eve, Tina Turner, Vertical Horizon, Aretha Franklin, Billie Holiday, Darren Hayes, Missy Elliott, Bif Naked, Panic! At The Disco, Offspring, (early)Blink 182, Unwritten Law, Frou Frou, Nelly, Imogen Heap, Sigoros, Rob Zombie, Michael W Smith, Kristen Price, Ozzy Ozbourne, (early)Elton John, Gavin DeGraw, Fleetwood Mac, Kelly Clarkson, The Ark, Lil' Kim, BoomKat, Liz Phair, Melissa Etheridge, The Veronicas, Skye Sweetnum, Dolly Parton, Jonezetta, Lamb, Sarina Paris, Kelly Rowland, The Black Eyed Peas, The Postal Service, Ashley Tisdale, Big & Rich, The Allman Brothers, some musicals (Bare, Wicked, Hairspray, The Full Monty.. and yes, Highschool Musical...Lol) Motley Crue, Everclear, Eve 6, White Stripes, Athlete, Snow Patrol, anything cheesy and 80's....the list goes on.Really I like pretty much anything. Those are just probably my most listened to artists...or at least the ones I can think of right off the bat. I have very random tastes...

Movies:

Hmm many different ones. Some of my favorites: Xmen 1 and 2, Spiderman 1 and 2, Independence Day, Full Metal Jacket, all the Batmans (pretty much anything comic book related, im obsessed) Joy Ride, Metropolis, Slither, Office Space,Urban Legends (just the first one...the 2nd was...well it wasnt oscar winning.) Dogma, Chasing Amy, Mall Rats, A Time to Kill, the Back to the Futures, Troy, Domino, Alexander, The Patriot, Forest Gump, the Star Wars and Star Trek movies (yes I have a dork streak in me) Ghost, Hook, Saved, Tea with Mussolini, Adventures in Babysitting, Reefer Madness, Speed, Secret of my Success, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Wild Things, True Lies, The Breakfast Club, Mystery Men, 9 to 5, Sahara, The Extraordinary Gentlemen, One Last Thing, RENT, Clue, Look who's Talking, Stewies Untold Story, Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Team America: World Police, Eurotrip, Garden State, Dreamgirls, The Devil Wears Prada, The Aviator, The Day After Tomorrow....and many many others...I love a good movie.

Television:

I don't watch much television during regular seasons, I too much ADD to really pay attention to something unless it can really keep my attention....when I can the ones I like to watch are The Closer, Heroes, Brothers and Sisters, and the 4400 a lot; However TNT during the daytime is addicting when Im home, ER, Judging Amy, Charmed and Law and Order reruns are kick ass. CSPAN and CNN are addicting. South Park, Family Guy, Futurama, Popular, Muder She Wrote and Drawn Together all rock my world as well. PGSM (Live action Sailor Moon) is awesomely ridiculous, And the Wonder Pets are amazing...thats all I have to say.

Books:

I read a lot. I love a good book, but it has to be something that interests me and can hold my attention. I love Oscar Wilde, Katherine Neville, Dan Brown, Clive Custer, James Rollins, Lincold Child, Douglas Preston..ect.

Heroes:

My friends, they keep me goin'....

My Blog

The Nightmere that is coming to life in the Florida Legislature

Ok Floridians we need to do something about this, ASAP. Educated people, do research, bring it up in a college class, I dont know do something.In November on the ballot in florida, to ammendments. Hav...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 11:08:00 PST

A very informative article about Obama that I agree with.

Ok so this article further articulates many of my own stances on Obama and has actually taught me a few things as well. Here's why Im still a Hilary man. I mean it looks like its going to be him as th...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:58:00 PST

Tribute to Virgina Slye

Virgina Slye: May 20th 1927-February 22nd 2008    My great-grandmother died last night at 3:30 am. She was just shy of 81 years old. She succumbed to pnuemonia and kidney failure due to...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 04:21:00 PST

Quick political point that needs to be made.

Ok. This is something that has been bugging me since the first time I heard it. A lot of politicians, such as John McCain, most of the other republicans, Obama, a few other democrats, I've never heard...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 06:52:00 PST

Unfortunately it looks like Im going to have to vote for Obama.

Unfortunately for the democratic party it seems the nominee will be Obama, and while he is a liberal and is pretty much the same as Hilary on most issues there are some stark differences. First of all...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:11:00 PST

Inactive Bitchers, Inner-Community Prejudice, Journey, Ann Coulter, and Accountability

Ok so lately I've been doing a lot of thinking. In the past I've always gotten very frustrated with things in the world and almost taken it on, rather than observe and comment. There are alot of thing...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 02:02:00 PST

Gray Area, Vetos, Imus, Dem. Presidential Candidates, sucky people, and Rick Astley.

Why is it not possiable for people in this world just agree to disagree and let people live their lives they way they choose? Why is it nesscary for all of us to insist that everything must be one way...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:17:00 PST

Political Parties, Symbols, OJ Simpson, and My Philosophy on Life

Ok ever just feel like the country and the world is in a free fall?I don't get it anymore. I watch the news everyday, I read the newspaper or news online everyday and everyday all it does is make me f...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 09:44:00 PST

Extremists, Katherine Harris, and russian pornstars.

Life is very strange as of late. Im down to one working limb due to a freak wheelchair accident (no joke) and Ive been basically living at justin's which is cool. On temporary disabilty from work. So ...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 09:17:00 PST

Yes...Im reading a badly written Xmen slash...so shoot me.

Ever been reading something and it gets to the point where it is so predictable you know word for word what the next sentence is going to be. That totally just happend to me with this bad gay romance ...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 07:06:00 PST