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my name is Dane. my name has been played with several times by family and friends and usually i'm called a variation of it, the most obvious of which is Danish Muffin (or just Danish), followed by Dannefer, Dan-O, Junior, pretty much just take my actual name and go nuts. i don't mind because i like the attention. i'm currently holding an unofficial position as a groupie for the RICH WEIRDOES, a central floridian theater troupe that shadow-casts the Rocky Horror Picture Show on a regular basis. i heart them all individually and as a whole. my actual employment will most likely fluctuate (spelling?) throughout life due to my lack of ambition to promote myself. i'd rather just lift others up instead of myself. i like to think i try really hard to put others before myself. ALSO it's important to mention that initial first impression of me will lead you to belive that i am EXTREMELY FUCKED UP and awkward and, as one of my personal favorite Rich Weirdoes, Logan, has so appropriately put, it's very easy to drown and get the bends in my ocean of crazy. i really am a mess, and actively working on that for the benefit of others, because in all honesty, i'm perfectly fine with the way i am. I'm gay, in ALL senses of that word, and no one i have ever met, including my entire family, has expressed that that is a problem. which makes me happy. i like to watch people. You know how everyone is supposed to relate to one of the many characters in that story the Canterbury Tales? yeah well i think i'm most like the actual narrator, the one who observes everybody else, but doesn't judge them. mostly. well, i'm pretty sure there's more to me than a web page can fit, so find a way to find me and you'll learn quick all the multi-dimensional-ness that is ME.