RIDDLED TO THE MAX!!!!!!!!!!!! |
theRe's something fishy in the aiR
a fishy Riddle if you daRe
this hook will catch you while you skate
all maxed out,
with the tastiest bait
the Ramp so stamped with a puzzling stain
by a Ridd...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
KaRi KaRi quite contRary!!!!!!! |
KaRi KaRi quite contRaRy
Your gaRden is so veRy scaRy
With Suzy belles, and miss michelles
And moldy mixed up RiddleR beRRies!!!!!!!
ApRil showeRs bring may floweRs
But questions!! quest...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
True Men Die in the Night |
Jim CaRey as all Riddlies know
Has foRty-scoRe foe in the TRuman Show
So he Rucusssed and Ravaged in Riddle-bound flight
Upon the true men in the height of the night
From dusk 'til dawn the men ...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Fakess!!!!! FRaudes!!!!! Floooziez! |
Litter me this???!! Litter me that??!!!
The RiddleR is not a diRRty stRay cat!!!
NeveR aRound my Riddles you'll find
tRash, junk, or litteR of any wee kind!!!!!!!!!!!!
This pRank you planned
wi...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Knight Thyme Knitting |
The two sirs of paradise were not up out-witting
Nor were they cooking, cleaning, or uber kit-sitting
And so the riddler thought it to be fitting
To rattle with riddles and nettle with knitting.
...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
marshmellows and porcupines |
Riddle in step, Riddle in time,
This wrap is not the usual kind.
It stuck to the cycles as quiet as a mouse,
And crept onto the lawn of Meg, Wendy, and Ashes house.
They crept and criddled without...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
the snowman melts at midnight |
questions! questions! so many questions!!!
why do dogs bark at trees? why does dust make people sneeze? why does orion wear a belt? why did jefferson's snowman melt!?! could it have been....
...THE ...
Posted by the riddler! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
