THE MAN RULES |
============== We always hear 'the rules' from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side These are our rules! Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Me... Posted by WonBMF on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 03:11:00 PST |
A DIFFERENT CHRISTMAS POEM. |
From: LCDR Jeff Giles, SC, USN 30th Naval Construction Regiment OIC, Logistics Cell One Al Taqqadum , Iraq. The embers glowed softly, and in their dim light, I gazed round the room and I cherished th... Posted by WonBMF on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 03:24:00 PST |
A CAT STORY. |
========== A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", ... Posted by WonBMF on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 08:23:00 PST |
Happy Mothers Day |
There was this Doctor, Lawyer and a Biker setting at the bar talking. The Doctor said, "Well mothers Day is coming and i think im going to get my wife a new mink coat and some diamond ear rings, That ... Posted by WonBMF on Fri, 04 May 2007 04:03:00 PST |
Things Men Say |
Find out what may really mean when they say... ------------------------------------------------------------
----- "I'M GOING FISHING" Means: "I'm going to drink myself dangerously stupid, and stand ... Posted by WonBMF on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:31:00 PST |
TAXES AND THE URINE TEST |
TAXES AND THE URINE TEST !! ==================== Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as they see fit. In ord... Posted by WonBMF on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 11:26:00 PST |
ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS |
ALCOHOL WARNING LABELS. ================== 1. Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot. 2. Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are ... Posted by WonBMF on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:26:00 PST |
PUSSY TYPES 101 |
PUSSY TYPES. ========== 1. Expensive Pussy Most pussy falls into this definition. Expensive Pussy can be recognized by the following - fur coats, $500 dresses, spandex, bright colored shorts,... Posted by WonBMF on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 04:10:00 PST |
THE PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED |
THE PROCRASTINATOR'S CREED. =========================== 1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already. 2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or f... Posted by WonBMF on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 03:47:00 PST |
If you are among the 98% or the 2% |
This is a fun "test"... AND kind of spooky at the same time! Give it a try, then e-mail it around (including back to me) and you'll see how many people you know fall into the same percen... Posted by WonBMF on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 04:06:00 PST |