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Grant E. Merges

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About Me

The greatest band ever: Keytar Rock Star!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 12/21/2006
Band Members: Grant E. Merges,
M. Yankee Awkward,
Charles von Vocoder
Sounds Like: crap
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Grant's Top 5 Lamest Bands Ever

1.  Creed2.      "3.      "4.  Nickleback5.      "
Posted by Grant E. Merges on Mon, 21 May 2007 09:01:00 PST

Grant's Top 5 Least Funny People Ever

1. Carlos Mencia2. Martin Lawrence3. All of those Blue Collar Comedy guys (they total up to about 1 person)4. Dane Cook5. Pauly Shore
Posted by Grant E. Merges on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 05:52:00 PST

Surprising Sequels

I can't believe they made another Rocky movie. I can sort of believe they're making another Indiana Jones movie. I can definitely believe they're making another Die Hard. If only it could be named Die...
Posted by Grant E. Merges on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:35:00 PST

serial killer

So, I've been seeing some commercials recently about a movie called Primeval. Apparently it's based on the true story of a serial killer named Gustave that has killed over 300 people and is still at l...
Posted by Grant E. Merges on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Remember? You showed me how to dance when you got your second STD.


Posted by Grant E. Merges on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 08:27:00 PST