My name is Patrick as you can see. All I really know about myself is that I like the outdoors and just about any kind of thing that involves it. I'm always looking for something to do and up for any new ideas. I can barely sit still for 3 sec before I think about moving around or going to do something. Well thats really all I can think of so go ahead and ask me anything and I will do my best to answer your questions. Oh, and if you don't understand how the whole Terminator movies story makes any sense don't worry I don't as well.
Some Good Quotes off of Lt. Brad page and some that I have herd people say in the army.1SG J: "The World can be yours Read" I reply with "Its been mine since 1983 when I decided to take it"
I say clear everybody out and nuke that motherfucker.
- I've tried to raise you Soldiers up to have good situational awareness, but now I've got to break into your world and fix that shit.
- Just let me catch some dude fucking around over here, I'll fucking cut his ass.CPT K. -I've used piss bottles at my desk, that's how lazy I am. I bet you didn't know that.
- He's like the perfect specimen of a man. He looks like the kind of guy who would make you want to turn gay so you could have sex with him. (in reference to the dude from "The Bachelor")
- I'm going to force my way into your room and manhandle you onto your bed. (in reference to Lt Brad)
- She's so fat it looks like she has a penis.
- If I was the Bionic Man, could I join the regular Olympics or would I have to be in the Special Olympics?
- Blind people shouldn't reproduce, we already know they're defective.
- I hate Bradbury's mortal soul. (better than hating his immortal soul, apparently)
- My ass hurts. It feels like somebody was taking me from behind.
- Who keeps fucking tying tampons and jingle bells to my gear? It's not funny.
- I bet if I timed it right I could catch an RPG with my hands.
- I bet I could freeze somebody's pee-hole shut with this.
- They saw me walk through and thought I was a god or something.
- This sucks! We're not allowed to use civilian vehicles? What if I get captured and escape, do I have to walk all the way back to the FOB? (yes, he was dead serious)
- You know that blue chick from X-Men? Do you think her blue skin keeps her warm?
- If you had to lose a limb, which one would it be? I'd want it to be my right leg so I can get that leg from Robocop, the one with the .45 in it.
- Which would you rather wrestle; an alligator or a bear?
- When I die I want to be buried at Arlington, so my ghost can find out who really shot JFK.
CSM P. - We've got one job, and that's to go to somebody else's country and kill that motherfucker who needs to be killed.
- Those little phrases they had you all learn like "hello" and "thank you" are great, but you've got an M4, and that motherfucker speaks Iraqi just fine.
SGT T. - I went to an all-boys school, our school colors were hot pink and glitter. The sidelines were nothing but ass slaps and towel snaps.
- Watching you talk to the CO is like watching somebody vomit; you're trying to swallow your pride, but it's just not going down.
SPC Read. - I will fucking ninja kick Big Al's green house idea. I burn a tire every week. And on saturday I have my car run in the driveway all day.
- I would rather wear a diaper to bed than get up to go to the bathroom at night.This profile was pimped out at PimpWebpage.com PimpWebpage.com
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