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Rev. Dr. Andrew Armenag Walter D.D.

Smarter than the average bear...

About Me

People often refer to me as a living "Van Wilder."I like to go on adventures constantly. Whether the adventures be anything from roadtrips, to camping trips, to just midnight diner-hopping and tomfoolery.I try to go surfing at least once a week in Brigantine, NJ(Where my parents live). I live for taking life as it comes and still having a great time. I've often been described as silly. When I'm not outside having fun, I'm usually taking part in one of my other fortés, often immersed in books on learning foreign languages, cooking food, or holding parties.I used to be a chef in a mexican restaurant for 3 years and I still cook constantly. I'm currently in school to become a clinical and counseling psychologist. So for now, I'm a Developmental Psychology(HDFS) major at Penn State Delco, and I have my own apt 15 mins south of Philadelphia. I'm also the editor-in-chief for the school newspaper, I write articles, crosswords, and do everything else having to do with the newspaper. You can find out more of the insanity that is my life here !

My Interests

Surfing, Camping, Industrial Music, Romance, Swearing at inanimate objects, Rock, Banging Pots and Pans, Feigning sadism and sobriety, Tennis, Bowling, Pool, Nocturne,Manny Browns, 10 cent wings!, Anthropology, Cooking Dinners, 80's Music, Sunsets, Beaches, Depraving everyone around me, Learning Foreign Languages, Gonzo Journalism, The Ocean, Bars, Chicanery, Everclear "The Drink", Propaganda, Reacting with Astonishment to Everyday Events, Zoology, Deeming things important, Expressing Uncertainty, Verbosity, Fishing, Speaking and Writing Turgidly, Redundancy, Repeating myself, Coconut rum, Red things, Not Being Eaten By a Shark, Science, Slang, Drunken Voicemails

I'd like to meet:

Someone who's worth my time and effort. Shy or outgoing, short or tall. Preferably someone who is reasonably intelligent. Sharing at least some of my interests doesnt hurt either. Definitely a person who doesn't take everything in life way too seriously and is willing to cut back from time to time.I'm strongly attracted to girls who are kind, creative, affectionate, and caring. Random acts of kindness like a nice surprise, a letter, or just anything showing that someone really cares goes a long way too. Speaking other languages is a big plus. Girls that have a secret wild side to them drive me crazy.I can't stand people who are emotionally cold or extremely unstable.Otherwise, only message me if you are the kind of person who thinks it's absolutely acceptable to go outside in the freezing cold with no coat and just a bottle of wine or liquor. Or, if you are literate and can read my AIM screenname(awqwerty).

Music:

Stabbing Westward, Goo Goo Dolls, X Marks the Pedwalk, Metallica(old), Greenday, Bush, Gravity Kills, VNV Nation, Jefferson Airplane, Queen, Wolfsheim, Seabound, E-Craft, God Module, The Cure, New Order, Nena, Depeche Mode, Darkane, The Offspring, Shadows Fall, Assemblage 23, Covenant

Movies:

Amélie, A Clockwork Orange, The Breakfast Club, Office Space, Requiem for a Dream, 12 Monkeys, Shaun of the Dead, Where the Buffalo Roam, Army of Darkness, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Predator 1 & 2, Alien 1-3, AvP

Television:

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Sealab 2021, The Venture Brothers, Futurama, Everybody Loves Raymond, Family Guy

Books:

Call of the Wild, Macbeth, Merde!, A Clockwork Orange, ¡Mierda!, 1984, Sheisse!, Animal Farm, Merda!, Where The Wild Things Are, Books in Latin(Aeneid/Odyssey/Illiad, etc.)

Heroes:

GODZILLA!!!!!!!

My Blog

Thon, A Masochistic Endeavor?

Throwing the term "biggest event of the year" around in the penn state community usually yields nothing but a one word response& "Thon." In some circles, Thon is bigger than the Olympics, the NBA all ...
Posted by Rev. Dr. Andrew Armenag Walter D.D. on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 03:31:00 PST

Understudies beware!

Reverend Paul Michael Hurych has now been certified as a graduated apprentice of mine. All who wish apprenticeship should from now seek his counsel
Posted by Rev. Dr. Andrew Armenag Walter D.D. on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 10:06:00 PST

The Grill and Chill Barbecue was Decadent and Depraved(My first piece of Gonzo Journalism)

Few people see the world through such a skewed view to totally appreciate the dichotomy present that long summer day of July 27th Two Thousand and Five.  Between the hundreds of smiling faces rea...
Posted by Rev. Dr. Andrew Armenag Walter D.D. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST