john[714]

i like cheese ... actually i really dont but alotta pe0ple say that fer sum straaange reason
First Name: twelve
Middle Name: mexicans in a sombrero
Birthday: february 30th
Eyes: donkey
Hair: baseball
Fav color: used tissue
Day/Night: my broken computer
Fave Food: glue
FRIENDS AND LIFE
Do you ever wish you had another name? yes'm
Do you like anyone? of course he does
Which one of your friends acts the most like you? hamri al-basada-al-jakkar
Who's the loudest? got milk?
Who have you known the longest of your friends? plastic sheep
Who's the shyest: mr. pencil
Are you close to any family members? eggs or bacon?
When you cried the most: ooohhhh..... SHINY!!!!!! .... heyy come back ........
What's the best feeling in the world: chewing dishwasher
Worst Feeling: drinking dishwasherer ..ER!!
FINISH EACH SENTENCE:
Let's walk on the: bed of spikes
Let's run through: the endless black hole in your dreams
Let's look at the: giant wasps being shot in the face!!
What a nice: suicide bombing???? WTF???? (f meaning firetruck).. sorry mom hehehe
Where did all the: burning lakes of chocolate under~~ how do i spell underware??
Why can't you: nail you shoe in a...... I LIKE CHEESEBUGERS!!!!!!
Silly, little: donut
Tell me: where you live and how often you drink &pepsi&
HAVE YOU:
Ran away from home: if by home you mean shool, then yyyyno
Pictured your crush naked: ummm.... pervert?!?!?!?123456789000
Skipped school: my phone # or that mcdonalds cashier?.... hmmm
Broken someone's heart: who cares anymore i doubt it tho....
Been in love: welll ...... ???... tehehehe.. im a naughty girl....
Cried when someone died: no, actually....
Wanted someone you knew you couldn't have: yyyeeeeeaahhhh.......
Done something embarrassing: f**** yeah
Done a drug: tylenol
Cried in school: yeah wenn i crapped my pants in 6th grade lmao....
RANDOM
Your Good Luck Charm: my blanky
Person You Hate Most: mr. teddy bear
Best Thing That Has Happened:
Ice Cream: well..... that wasnt ice cream....
WHO Makes you laugh the most: speedy gonzalez
Makes you smile: fast gonzalez
Has A Crush On You: slow gonzalez
Do You Have A Crush On Someone: slower then a parapleigic~ gozalez
HAVE YOU EVER
Fallen for your best friend?: yep!
Made out with JUST a friend?: ewww no
Kissed two people in the same day?: wel that person has a split personality so..... yes...... i think
Had sex with two different people in the same day?: welllllllll lets not get into that subject.....
Been rejected: . yep
Been in love?: yep
Been used?: no
Done something you regret?: lmao danced on the tables in science last year
Cheated on someone?: shhh!!! i told u not u tell any1
Been called a tease: pfff yeah right!
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
You touched?: myself
You talked to on the phone?: uhhh.... i dont remember
You hugged?: my pillow
You instant messaged?: basil or jeremy.....
You kissed?: nun ya bizznisss
You yelled at?: a 7 year old
Who text messaged you?: my frienddd
Who broke your heart?: i wont mention toris name, but SOME GIRL I WONT SAY !!!
Who told you they loved you?: my pillow... it has a mind of its own i tell you!!!
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