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Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe

I'm not on as much as I use to be, so if I don't answer right away it's not cause i hate you!

About Me

"If she ever deigns to distort her perfectly sculpted body through unnatural process known as "childbirth," her offspring will likely shine with celestial light, before growing up to star in Tomcats 5"I am 28 years old, married for 4 years and divorced. Even though it sounds bad it really isn't, this is one of those positive divorces, one where we both can pursue who and what we want in life. I just finished my BA in archaeology and I am working for a year or so before my MA. I plan to concentrate on archaeology, ceramics and grave goods, along with a focus on artistic media. I am a certified pharmacy technician but have a passion for archaeology and am now making a career of it. I've even gone on my first international excavation and loved it. I have a job working at a museum in Calgary, and should be in England by next year for my MA. Although I could just work a few years and travel, putting off more school until I really need it. No kids but one little cuddle bug kitty and I am an Auntie to many of my friends kids.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Kristal
Birthday: March 22
Birthplace: Manitoba
Current Location: Alberta
Eye Color: Blue/green
Hair Color: multiple
Height: short
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: scottish, but I believe in world heritage
The Shoes You Wore Today: sneakers, excavation work doesn't do heels
Your Weakness: Men
Your Fears: falling, both height and control
Your Perfect Pizza: cheese and sauce
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stable archaeology job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: I want to sleep in
Your Best Physical Feature: eyes, lips, and butt, tied!
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: The maritimes
Pepsi or Coke: either
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: both, met my current boyfriend on a group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: both
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither, allerigic to coffee
Do you Smoke: I have
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Not again, not at all
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: When my heart is acting up
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: Sort of
Do you get along with your Parents: I am now
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Clarinet
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no, I work part time in a methadone clinic
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Thinsation and only a package
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no (crosses fingers)
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no, but I have as a kid
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: yes
Ever Shoplifted: yes
How do you want to Die: quietly after a long life, holding onto my love
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: archaeologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Too many, but Central America/Aussie high up
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test
You Are Lisa Simpson
A total child prodigy and super genius, you have the mind for world domination.
But you prefer world peace, Buddhism, and tofu dogs.
You will be remembered for: all your academic accomplishments
Your life philosophy: "I refuse to believe that everybody refuses to believe the truth" The Simpsons Personality Test
You Are 50% Boyish and 50% Girlish
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. How Boyish or Girlish Are You?
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My Interests

Archaeology (duh!) Survivor, Apprentice, Amazing Race, BB. The only reality shows I watch, I'm quite picky. CSI(original recipe) Bones(my love) Lost Cooking Reading Travel
Your Life Path Number is 5
Your purpose in life is to life freely and collect experiences.

You love life - new adventures, new people, new ideas.
You are very curious, and you crave novelty in all forms.
You tend to make friends easily, and you enjoy the company of all types of people.

In love, you are fun and even a bit intoxicating. But you won't stick around for long.

You are impulsive and spontaneous - which sometimes leads you to do things you regret.
Sometimes you can be overindulgent with food, sex, or drugs.
You have many talents, so many that you are often scattered and unfocused. What Is Your Life Path Number?

I'd like to meet:

Far too many people, but other then my friends who live long distance, reality show pals, and anyone else I forgot to mention. I also want to meet Dr. Bob Brier (Mr.Mummy), and Dr. Elisabeth Boone, two amazing archaeologists. And I hope Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie come back to Fort Calgary on a day I am working!

Music:

So many bands and styles, but some of my top choices would be Foo Fighters, Tori Amos, Gwen Stefani/No Doubt and Matt Good.

Movies:

National Treasure a fun movie, along with tomb raider and the Mummy. I am also a huge comedy fan, loving dodgeball,anchorman, and upside of anger recently. Some of my comedy favs are the Naked Gun series and Hot shots. My rainy day movie is Legally Blonde to cheer me up, and I also love a good drama like Good Will Hunting, now and then.

Television:


You Belong in London
A little old fashioned, and a little modern.
A little traditional, and a little bit punk rock.
A unique woman like you needs a city that offers everything.
No wonder you and London will get along so well. What City Do You Belong In?
Men See You As Desirable
Men often find you immediately attractive and sensual
You're honesty is refreshingly beautiful ... it draws guys in
You are also able to be open with your feelings with no emotional baggage
Packing light means you enjoy new relationships easily How Do Men See You?

Books:

I'm on an early Alberta book kick, whiskey traders, aboriginals, and archaeology, this is due to my job and the need to stay current with publications (until i start working on some articles and books myself). If this intrigues you try Hugh Dempsey's Firewater, or Nancy Millar's Unmentionables of the west Stephen King's The Stand, It, Bag of Bones, and Insomnia, Dean Koontz's Ligtning (otherwise he sucks) Mary Higgens Clark early works, Pauline Gedge Alberta writer who publishes on Egypt in a pop culture format Anne McCaffery I am a regular People and US magazine reader.

Heroes:

Bob Brier and Stephen J Gould, two amazing scholars (RIP Dr. Gould), people who taught the public about their history in a way they could understand, making enemies in the academic world. There is a perception that you shouldn't "dumb down" academics for the public, I do not believe this and strive to teach people what I can.
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My Blog

A quick one

 I got into the school I wanted, The University of Durham, in Durham England.  I have been accepted for October 2007, so it means in six months if I can get everything together I will be in ...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:58:00 PST

PICTURES ARE UP

in my photos, of both Tattoo's!
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Sat, 10 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Ohhh Yeah!

I just got inked today!  I finally got my stargazer lily tattoo, after staring at this one picture for almost 2 years!  It's the lily on a stylized black tribal background, very flowing and ...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:51:00 PST

What do you do when you think someone is about to lose it?

It's not me don't worry, but I have a guy friend I seriously think is about to lose it.  He seems overly stressed, freaks out over anything, looks for hidden meanings in what you say and just see...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:59:00 PST

The most wonderful news!!!!

I've got my dream job!!!  Something really good actually happened to me, lol.  By luck, one of my friends told me of a museum in Calgary hiring for education facillitators (teaching kid...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST

I've been to .2

1) The Caribbean: Islands Magazine, says this: There's really no reason why you would need to pack shoes for a trip to Isla Holbox. There are only sand roads on the island, hardly any cars (mostly go...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:50:00 PST

Updates

Hello all who read my blog (there has to be at least someone looking at this even if it is for the court cases against me :p).  I'm doing pretty good, work has been keeping me very busy as of lat...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 10:17:00 PST

I saw this quote on a friend's site

I think this is the best quote I will ever read, and something we should all live by.  No one can live completely for another person, they must first love and live for themselves.  I learned...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

Get my friend in BB8

Hey All! I have this great friend who wants to be in BB8, and he would have made it this year, but the who allstars thing.  So what I  would like to do is start a grass roots campaign. ...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:46:00 PST

Kat Von D

Hi all!  This is my first celebrity update.  As you can see from my profile I have met the cool, fabulous Kat Von D, from Miami Ink!  I went to the Tattoo festival here in Calgary with ...
Posted by Kristal/kiwi/mypoc/kwizoe on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:39:00 PST