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Douglas

The World's Fattest,Ugliest,Truckdriver

About Me

That's right I'm a truckdriver of the worst sort You've been warned. I just want to find new and interesting experiences and people. I'm not really looking for relationships, after all I realize that I'm not really a prime catch. I'm never home, and besides, I'm too big for most and too unsettled for the rest. I thought once about getting someone to travel with me but I doubt I could find anyone warped enough.( wouldn't it be fun to ride topless and see what the other drivers think about it) Anyway if there's anyone that'd like to talk let me know.

My Interests

Travel, The Sims, Fat Trashy Women, something new

I'd like to meet:

Anybody interesting, don't decide you're not that's my job, I can just be friends or more. I'm not interested in whether you are married, or single, or whatever.

Music:

eclectic

Movies:

don't wach em

Television:

dont watch that either

Books:

log books?

Heroes:

They always let you down so I quit bothering