home is where the hoss is |
i live in gainesville, fla now.
i got here after 13 hrs on the road. the feeling you get after sitting on your ass for that long is a lot like if your wrapped yourself in saran wrap and then shart...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
baby, baby, honey baby |
it's real early and i'm typing with one less finger...i'm up real early cause i went to be bed real early...like 10:30 pm...know why? cause i live in newbern fucking tn and there ain't shit to do exce...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
trim |
I'm tired of mowing. weedeating. trimming hedges.
I mow my dad's lawn and nobody's even there...gotta keep up appearances. be respectable.
...sorta like that time last christmas when he was goi...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
last will and testament |
I graduate from MTSU in....mmmmm, five days....that's um good'un! Sorry guys, all those who wanted to see the new skullet in action will have to wait until whenever it is that we'd happen to meet in s...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bald-e-lox |
you're looking at the newest inductee into the seriously bald dudes union local 232. I did it. It's all gone. I was in it to win it. Mm hm. It was in commemoration of my friend Nick's first legit open...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
you rack 'em, I crack 'em |
i don't know if you guys know this, but jon brawner--brownhaus or brawner island as i call him, is the man. maker of good hamburgers, incessant riffer, wearer of white t-shirt with tire mark AND blood...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
caucasians |
are you an alcoholic when you go out for coffee and end up getting shitfaced on white russians? they're sorta like coffee, right? well this girl saw that we were throwing 'em back so she supersizes 'e...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ladykillers |
today i went to the movies...i never go to the movies. i just got a wild hair and went with kristen to see the ladykillers. why not? i'll tell you why: $7.50. nope, just not worth it...it was supposed...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
krautrock |
...today went a-hiking with my roomate cassie and saw a humungoid snake. He totally punked us out and gave us the stare-down and was all lickity-lick...for all of you have had the pleasure of experien...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
brats, beer and getting bizy |
Last night I tried to watch "Harold and Maud"...but after several hours of making pizzas, battling a gruesome hangover (thank's gentleman jack) and then a nice full belly topped off with a couple a mo...
Posted by c.b. and his steam shovel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
