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Richie

Don't go with him, Richie, he's not a real cop! -SSK:1981-2001

About Me

I'm engaged, I'm off of drugs, I'm handsome.

My Interests

Red wine and candy. And nothing else. And bunnies.

I'd like to meet:

Other people who hate thrash, metal, and hardcore. Ben Weasel.

Music:

Current musical obsession: Rag and bones by the White Stripes

Movies:

The Empire Strikes Back is the best movie of all time and space.

Television:

Television is in the past. Vaudeville is the wave of the future.

Books:

My favorite book ever is The Celery Stalks at Midnight. BUNNICULA IS BACK!

Heroes:

Han Solo.

My Blog

Seriously!

40. The private smile she only smiles at me.39. She gets me White Castle late at night when I'm hungry, even though she hates it.38. She is a fan of fake mustaches.37. She laughs at my stupid jokes, e...
Posted by Richie on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 11:09:00 PST

An excerpt from my manuscripts. MANUSCRIPTS!

Sandwich Artist My Ass.When I got back from Los Angeles, one of the things I was most excited about was the quality food service provided by my favorite place in the world. The Subway restaurant a few...
Posted by Richie on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 08:08:00 PST

My voicemail just fired me.

So I just got a voicemail saying I'm fired. Apparently I'm not reliable. So if anyone wants to get me a job, you should get it for me. I needs cash money.
Posted by Richie on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:09:00 PST

Are you serious? Thrash music?

If your band's name is some type of phrase, you're gay.If your band's name has the word "core" after any type of music it plays, you're gay.If you have sex with people of the same sex as you, you're g...
Posted by Richie on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 10:01:00 PST

Stuff that I hate.

Ok, so I was reading the blogs, or as I call them, blogs, of a friend's band on myspace today. Usually this does not get me so angry that I throw stuff at my dog. Today, however, is different. What th...
Posted by Richie on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST

Surveys aren't gay anymore! Now they're ironic and funny!

44 QUESTIONS: Today did you... 1. Talk to someone you liked: Yes. 2. Buy something: Only if heroin counts. 3. Get sick: Only if heroin counts. 4. Sing: Only if heroin counts...
Posted by Richie on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 11:03:00 PST

Cell phone

Hey, I have a new phone and none of the phone numbers I used to have. So, everyone send me your phone number on here or just call me so I can save it!
Posted by Richie on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 09:34:00 PST

Check out this event: Rock'n'Roll all nite with Hot Trash!!

Hosted By: Beth & ErinWhen: Friday Dec 02, 2005 at 9:30 PMWhere: Jigsaw Saloon & Stage5324 State Rd.Parma, OH 44130USDescription:Beth & Erin Click Here To View Event Seriously, there is never any "...
Posted by Richie on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:11:00 PST

I have a new hat.

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Posted by Richie on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 03:27:00 PST

Viva la Ohio...I guess.

Hey, I'm moving back to Cleveland til after the holidays. I'm leaving LA on tuesday, so everyone come hang out with me before I go. Or when I get there if you're in Cleveland. That's all. Ok.
Posted by Richie on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 03:59:00 PST