Some say he drinks a lot of petrol.
Some say he was born in space.
Some say he never blinks.
Some say he could annihilate the Daleks, Dr Who and the Cyberman, if he could be bothered.
Some say he lives in a tree.
Some say he was raised by wolves.
Some say his favourite philosopher is Immanuel Kant.
Some say his brain is a Satellite navigation system.
Some say he can "accumbularate".
Some say he appears on Japanese banknotes.
Some say after eating printing ink, he obtains the ability to fly.
Some say he can melt concrete on contact.
Some say he is more machine than man.
Some say his favourite food is raw meat.
Some say he has no age.
Some say he urinates 98 RON petrol.
Some say he can smell corners.
Some say he likes his eggs sunny side up.
Some say he has acid for blood.
Some say Jimmy Carter wants him dead.
Some say he has a bionic arm.
Some say he has named every single blade of grass surrounding his houseall we know is... he's called Jeffcamera .
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