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Daniel the Unabomber

I am here for Friends

About Me

I just like to sit my happy ass here in hell hole Martha OK. Although there is practically nothing to do in Martha and It is against the law for me to drive I don't do much, but mostly my life is one moment of me trying to stay out of jail followed by another. If i might give a word of advice to everyone who reads this....don't get arrested with a bomb.

I love soccer more than life.
I am thoroughly in love with Philosophy.
I think that alcohol is a million times worse for you than marijuana.
Nothing beats a pint of Guinness though
I don't really believe in promiscuity.
I require music to function.
I love Jesus, and I love to party....sue me.
I want to party with Jesus (had to throw that in there.
I get much enjoyment from firefighting, but I don't like to brag about it.
80% of the time I am talking out of my ass.
I love to read, but I have to short of an attention span to do much of it.
I've always wanted to kill myself to see if you really go to hell, but I’m too scared to wind up in hell.
I'm probably going to hell anyway.


My Interests


I'd like to meet:

Myself
Jesus
Kurt Cobain
Pablo Neruda
Salvador Dali
Zinadine Zidane
Samuel Et'oo
Adolf Hitler
Jim Morisson
JFK
My great grandpa
Eric Cantona


My Blog

you cant get mad at me

because i am one of the last decendants of the lunanations who survived the war of the moon, and came to earth to spread their message of peace and good will. anyway, long story short. all earthly kno...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

whisper in my ear that you know who i really am.

There’s a certain art to my emptinessa sense of reality that wouldn’tbe there if i felt the waythe world says i should.The fact that whenI look into my own souland have no faith ...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 10:07:00 PST

The prettiest things i could be, i may never see.

I wish that I couldsee the things thatyou have found in me but when i look at myselfi don’t believe that thereis anything leftbut a pretty smileandan inability to pleaseso I often lie awakeand w...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 09:52:00 PST

adjectives do not fix problems

i heard a fire dept. get paged out for a possible fire earlier and they weren't responding, so the dispatcher just started throwing adjectives around like an idiot. possible fire = okreported fire = o...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 01:30:00 PST

anyone will do, but noone is good enough

people who are constantly in love with like 4 people. they hate the person they are with wish they were with who they were with and at the same time want to get with someone else.....learn what love i...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:30:00 PST

thoughts from the clearance rack

i've decided i'm going to start writing down my rants on here because myspace is useless and i want to give people something to read. also there are alot of things that bug me and i need to get them o...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 11:06:00 PST

this was weird

3 of my friends and i were walking to the river yesterday (because we were bored) and on our way back a guy stops and asks us what we are doing. That was cool, the guy was concerned and wanted to know...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 02:23:00 PST

Hope floats....i don’t

Flailing in the seathat is your souli quickly forgetthat i know how to swim on my own.I seem to have forgottenmy fear of the watersbecause i haveyou to hold on toand i trust that you will keep me safe...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:22:00 PST

Misery loves me

A quick word of advice to all the kiddies out there. If you let your guard down for even a brief moment, you will get  fucked. I guess i'm really just mad at myself for believing in something tha...
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST

The bridge is burning, and i’m standing in the middle

Empty world we shareNoone can see me cryingDon't I seem happy
Posted by Daniel the Unabomber on Fri, 14 Dec 2007 10:01:00 PST