Ryan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

ninja rapper. world traveler. knowledge seeker. music enthusiast. instrumental experimentalist. thinker. equation solver. film critic. asian cuisine connoisseur. pro-deth. boy scout. salt lake slider. gothic surfer. innovative designer. skateboard engineer. ex-triathlete. poison free health nut. light sleeper. money hater. DTH MTL. civic nation. scuba diver. i am not what i own. you are not what you own.
I AM 81% PUNK ROCK! I am PUNK AS ....! The model punk. I care not for anything. I kick ass, but probably smell really bad.
I AM 77% METAL HEAD! I was born with the mark of the beast on my forehead and an axe in my arms. I am the god of all things metal! Now if only I could get my parents to give me back my car keys.....
I AM 70% EVIL GENIUS! Evil courses through my blood. Lies and deceit motivate my evil deeds. Crushing the weaklings and idiots that do nothing but interfere in my doings.
I AM 55% GEEK! Nerd, Freak, Geek, Dweeb. Sound familiar? That's okay, cause I will be the richest person at my 15th year high school reunion. If a "con" isn't happening that weekend.

My Interests

independent music, cult-classic films, graffiti, skateboarding, vespa scooters, the fibonacci sequence, grind core, positive rhymes, quality, chaos theory, complex rhythms, monkeys, robots, Lagrangian multipliers, string theory, composite materials, burritos, pi, asian foods, linear programming, politiks, and the fundamental theorem of calculus.

I'd like to meet:

people that like kung-fu; mathematicians, engineers, geeks, musicians, skateboarders, independent persons, and anyone else sponsored by Del Taco. oh oh oh...and...my Maker!

Music:

FUGAZI, Johnny Cash, Into Another, C4AM95, Daniel Johnston, 65daysofstatic, Minor Threat, American Analog Set, Gorilla Biscuits, Velvet Underground, Yume Bitsu, Iron Maiden, 6 Parts 7, Le Force, Carissa's Wierd, JB, In Flames, Sense Field, Iced Earth, Maya Shore, Slayer, El Ten Eleven

Movies:

LOTR, Star Wars, Rubin & Ed, Pootie Tang, Lost In Translation, Human Highway, This is Spinal Tap, Legend, Buffalo 66, Adrenaline Drive, Harold and Maude, Six String Samurai, Roger & Me, the Party, Spirited Away, Dirty Ho

Television:

extreme engineering, nova, the awful truth

Books:

Autobiography of Malcolm X, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, A Brief History of Time, Slave New World, Silmarillion, the Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy, Walden, the Iliad, War of the Worlds, Memoirs of a Geisha, Dhammapadda, Baghavad Gita

My Blog

everything you never wanted to know

Time started: 3:11 PMName: RyanNickname: -Single or Taken: Taken by AliensSex: MBirthday: 6/6/6 Siblings: Tres BrosefsShoe size: 9 or 10Height: 5' 11.75"What are you wearing right now:&...
Posted by Ryan on Fri, 26 Aug 2005 02:48:00 PST

patriot day

last night we played a fun show for the SLUG Localized with our good friends, Kissing Tigers. but, the after party is what made the night... seriously, it has been a while since i laughed so hard at...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on the move

yup, time to catch another place... Seattle, Tokyo, Hong Kong, Seoul, San Francisco...and many more...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

downunder

so, i've been in New Zealand for two weeks. it has been simply amazing...truly inspiring! this place is so unbelievably beautiful. a few highlights from my excursion thus far: * driving over 1...
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

snowboarding...

is for pussies.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

death hippies...galore!!!

yeah, you know what i'm talking about. you know, the black t-shirt mafia.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

bviled

man, i'm tired.
Posted by Ryan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST