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It's never lupus

You keep your drug stash in a lupus textbook?

About Me

I'm an emotionally retarded, selfish, short-sighted, cynical prick. In short, I'm a huge asshole. Some people can put up with me, most people can't. I have Shooting Myself in the Foot down to a science.

My Interests

Wake-boarding and snowboarding (face-plant time, I seriously suck), monkeying around with my Dreamcast, hitting up the bars with the guys, going to every possible show at First Ave.

I'd like to meet:

Everyone - left-wing, right-wing, religious, secular - you name it, I'm game. There's no point in meeting people if you have X number of conditions that need to be met first - kinda defeats the purpose.

Gaki No Tsukai: Silent Library

TOUCH Episode 6.3: Esthero Acoustic Tour Part 3

Vox Pops - A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Series 4 Part 1

Music:

Tom Waits, The Killers, We Are Scientists, Esthero, Deltron 3030, Donald Fagen, Dire Straits, Faithless, Frank Zappa, The Mighty Mofos, Seal, Alice in Chains, Bad Religion, Badly Drawn Boy, Ikara Colt, Joe Strummer and the Mescaleros, Machinae Supremacy, Vega 4, Red Delicious, Alizee (Google her, she's smokin' hot).

Movies:

Mirror Mask, the Guinea Pig series, Blade Runner, Layer Cake, Leon - The Professional, Mad Max trilogy, Robocop, The Grudge, Hostage, Hostel, Kung Fu Hustle, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Mission Impossible trilogy, Silent Hill, Spaceballs, Thank You for Smoking, Tombstone, Unleashed, Wings of Desire, The City of Lost Children, Being There, A Sweet and Low Down, Good Night and Good Luck, Brazil, Das Expirement, Empire of the Sun, Shine, The Thai Warrior,

And, of course, Erotic Survivor.

Television:

House, Arrested Development, The Office (BBC, not US), Scrubs, Jeeves and Wooster.

Books:

The Tale of Genji, Paradise Lost, Dantes' Comedy (Purgatorio being my favorite), Kitchen Confidential, Diary, Brave New World, Haunted, The Canterbury Tales, To Kill a Mockingbird.
The DaVinci Code is over-rated.
Fuck Harry Potter.

My Blog

Ok, seriously, I want to know...

...Why the hell doesn't Nicorette make a smoke flavored gum? They make ASS flavor, cinnamon-ass, minty-ass, and fruity-ass, but no smoke? Get on the ball, you retards.
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 11 Feb 2008 03:53:00 PST

Jesus fuck!

God damn, I haven't posted in nearly a year.Well, I'm still alive.Just sayin'.And yes, I'm watching Order of the Phoenix. Fuck you, it's a good movie.I'll post more later, when it's not 5 AM and I'm n...
Posted by It's never lupus on Sun, 27 Jan 2008 03:05:00 PST

Even in my dreams I'm retarded

It's either my subconscious alerting me to the fact that no matter what I aspire to I'll still be a complete moron, or I'm just a complete moron - but lovable and endearing!Here's how the dream goes: ...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 10:49:00 PST

Kick ass

My agent called me this morning to let me know they have a (very) part-time job lined up for me. Only 30 hours spread out over six days, so it's not much at all, but will at least put a large dent in ...
Posted by It's never lupus on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 02:30:00 PST

Jesus Christ and Intestinal Fortitude

So after having sat on my copy of Jesus Camp for about a week now, half drunk and stricken with insomnia, I managed to gather the stones to sit through the whole mind-boggling ordeal.For the uninitiat...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 03:03:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith: 1967 - 2007

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Posted by It's never lupus on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 02:16:00 PST

crazy long overdue update

First and foremost, I'd like to thank the man who decided to take handfuls of really bad tea, press it into patties, and call it 'falafel'. I'd also like to thank all the bored soccer moms of the worl...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 11:29:00 PST

Possibly a contract?

I know, I know, speak of the Devil and he shall appear. One of my agents may have found a small contract for me. Shitty hours (11 pm to 7 AM), even shittier pay ($20/hr), and it's only for five days. ...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 02:44:00 PST

New contract?

Nope, not that lucky today.9:16 AM: Receive voicemail from person X re: a Systems Administration job I had applied to some time ago.10:30 AM: Return call, leave v-mail for mysterious person X.After ru...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:40:00 PST

Weekend tally

1 :: Good friends lost1 :: Girlfriends broken up withI can't believe I actually had to break up with my g/f via text message. Not via text because I'm too chicken-shit to do it to her face, but via te...
Posted by It's never lupus on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:38:00 PST