CoNstAntLy EnliGhTened. By LiFe. BY PeoPle. By ChoPpA. By MySelf.
NeVer LiVe By THe RulEs.
AlWays SmokIng N JoKiNg.
AttenTion SpaN is AbOut 5cm by 5cM.
PiCk ThiNgs Up n put thEm BaCk down In a different place.
WAlkIng doWn Da StrEet, pLeAse jUmP iN My fAcE.
tHe mObiLe pHoNe iS A cuRsE oF moDeRn mAN,
BuT iF I haVe tO HAve a plAn....
SiMpLe plEaSurEs cAn Be tHe bigGest hABitS LOL
Choppa. Guitars. slopping. Mates. the FOrCe. NOW. wanking. sexy parties.
Schwimin, yakyak da rabbit. makin clothes. caring.
Ridding the world of evil negativity
whatever, whoever, people who want to make an impact on the world. people who want to drink beer and play video games. people who enjoy dark n dirty music and a good dance. people who enjoy makin clothes. people who accept the norm is not the norm. i dont make judgements on people.
all types. when im listening, jack johnson, eels, pete bennett, itwr, rocky horror. Matt stone and trey parker (the gods), elton john, spadonna, dj peejay...
when im dancin, hard n dirty,
when im buzzing at home i make my own.
and musicians...add me! i'll listen to ya, but rememeber schlumpy schlumpy!
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*****STAR
WARS****
south park the movie, team america world police, whats love got to do with it!
=( all of the harry potters, monster in law (jane fonda and jlo are fantastic in
this film) march of the penguins, kill bill 1 and 2...dark crystal...
South park, Futurama, the simpsons, family guy (even if the humour isn't relevant to the plot), ad fab, Porn.
outside is a fucking good tv too and i like watching choppa and my rabbit more then any t.v.
anything by OSCAR WILDE Any book that makes me read it. power of now. one. harry potter :-(
books are the gateway to opening your imagination and my imagination can take me to some funny places. i hate reading when drunk.
Choppa (you know how i feel, you big lump of lovestuff), my two bruvvas n mum n dad, all me mates (wonk, keywee, scott chad bark pete gemma michelle ash n gareth and you pj of course but the list is endless, shout me if ive left you out!)
All of my mates. those who are listed in my friends. those who aint and who have read this.
all of those unsung heros like single mums, charity giving grans, homeless people and train guards...
Spiders and bees (you keep me on my toes)
Trey Parker and Matt Stone (for creating some of the best comedies ever!)