..â€I am from NJ. I curse… a lot. I say ..â€yo..â€, and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don..’t pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin..’ roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle–with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner–preferably with cheese fries. It..’s a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words… ..â€mother fucker...†I don..’t go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I..’ve always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it
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