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Mike

If you crap your pants in the woods and nobody sees you do it, can I still make fun of you when you

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

KBUL Night Guy Scott Harjo, Bill Rushakoff, Mike Simpson, A person who has legally changed their name to "Scooby," Dave Chapelle, my dog, Metallica, Sevendust, Garth Brooks, Jeff Foxworthy, John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt... oh wait, is that who I am? Xzibit, Dr. Dre, Kurt Busch (again), Dale Earnhardt Jr., a hot girl or two... or three

Music:

SevendustNonpointBoba FlexDr. DreJurassic 5Ice CubeXzibitLimp BizkitMetallicaStevie Ray VaughnGarth Brooks

Movies:

Super TroopersOffice SpaceTombstoneThe Man with No Name SeriesNapoleon DynamiteDodgeballGodzilla

Television:

Chapelle's Show... Good Muthafuckin choice, Muthafucka!MXCSimpsonsFamily GuyThe Colbert ReportSpongebob Squarepizzants

Books:

Books R Scary...

Heroes:

My mom, my sister, my dad, my friends, my dog...

My Blog

Random Thought

Do you ever look into someone's eyes and swear you see the Devil and yet, you can't look away, nor do you want to?
Posted by Mike on Wed, 30 May 2007 11:32:00 PST

Mike's Sex Class Project - PLEASE READ!!!

Hey Everyone! I know that normally I am a pretty goofy guy, always making jokes, but please believe me when I say that the following request is a very serious one. No jokes, no sarcasm. I would ask fo...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:39:00 PST

The List v.2

This is the next list of shitty shit out there. In an essence, here's my list of new things I hate. Trust me, it's therpeutic...   - Hulk Hogan on "Hogan Knows Best." QUIT STALKING YOUR DAUGHTER,...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 01:10:00 PST

THAT'S IT!!!

Ok, so I don't know about other guys out there... Maybe I'm just out of the loop, but I am a quarter-past tired of girls telling me, and the rest of the world, that they're attractive... A girl with c...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:10:00 PST

Bent here too.

I'm a little bent these days. Some of you know this. Some of you don't. For those of you who don't, "By the way, I'm feeling kinda bent recently." If you don't know what I mean by bent, I mean thi...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 16 Dec 2005 06:06:00 PST