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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Darrell Clifton Calton III, or badass mutha fucka, whatever you prefer
Birthday: The 6th of May
Birthplace: The capitol of many wives
Current Location: Big R town
Eye Color: Green, Blue, Grey..Hazel and red if I'm drunk
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 20'345
Right Handed or Left Handed: Left in the morning, right for beer pong, switch in the shower
Your Heritage: I'm Striaght Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black Skate
Your Weakness: My Right nut...and belly button
Your Fears: death and losing at beer pong
Your Perfect Pizza: cold
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not spending all of my money, and world peace
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol, ttyl, well its all stupid
Thoughts First Waking Up: "well I guess my anti rollover device is still working"
Your Best Physical Feature: Behind my right ear, It gets all the chicks
Your Bedtime: 24/7
Your Most Missed Memory: Four founding fathers, southfork, and a someones front porch
Pepsi or Coke: bottle or can
MacDonalds or Burger King: Dollar menu all the way
Single or Group Dates: Depends on what my goal is for the end of the night...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: they both taste the same
Chocolate or Vanilla: ice, ice baby
Cappuccino or Coffee: hook up a caffine I.V., its a cubicle worker type thing
Do you Smoke: when I'm on fire
Do you Swear: fucking honestly
Do you Sing: Yup in the shower to my johnson
Do you Shower Daily: YA, my little guy needs encouragement
Have you Been in Love: haha, not that I really want to remember anymore..no
Do you want to go to College: haha
Do you want to get Married: not sure anymore, used to
Do you belive in yourself: hey, you gotta love yourself before anyone else does right?
Do you get Motion Sickness: no, but my wiener does! HAHA! ok ok that was sick
Do you think you are Attractive: YA, I wake up in the morning and piss exelence
Are you a Health Freak: cheetos, soda and a remote..yup sure am
Do you get along with your Parents: ya of coarse, they're my best friends
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure do
Do you play an Instrument: guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes, a lot actually
In the past month have you Smoked: no, but I got smoked by a jetta the other night
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Does dayquill count?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: hmm....I don't think so, see my dates consist of the MCy d's dollar menu and uhm...thats it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes, the other night, I laid out some traps in fact
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: nope, gotta stay healthy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes, and it sucks ass...
In the past month have you been on Stage: I sang at my christmas party
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, don't think so..bout two months ago
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: C'mon, any body of water I enter is considered skinny dippinng
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: yes there was this one time....
Ever been called a Tease: YES, I'm a guy, all guys get called a tease
Ever been Beaten up: no, I give out the beatings....
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: I don't, but maybe a dramatic awesomely awesome last chance redemption shot to win the game to stay undefeated....just a thought
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A good man
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland and maybe austrailia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown, blue, green
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde or bruntte
Short or Long Hair: past the shoulders
Height: not taller than me
Weight: look, I at least want to be able to touch my hands when I hug her
Best Clothing Style: original
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment
Number of CDs I own: none, I own A-tracs
Number of Piercings: besides my prince albert...none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none, I learn from most of my mistakes and move forward

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