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Lauren

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About Me

Hi, I'm Lauren and I'm the proud founder of both S.A.C and A.M.P. I'm also a total fucking twat but you'll find that out anyway.
A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME
Name: Lauren
Birthday: 13/05/1989
Birthplace: Cardiff
Current Location: Cardiff
Eye Color: Brown with green spots....thanks for telling me that Phil
Hair Color: Black/Blue
Height: 5"5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right but kind of both
Your Heritage: Alcoholic Sheep Shaggers
Your Weakness: Being Alive
Your Fears: We won't go there
Thoughts First Waking Up: I need a drink
Your Bedtime: Whenever I pass out
Your Most Missed Memory: Eh?
Do you Swear: Yeah and I don't believe anyone who says they don't
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: Got kicked out...Twice
Do you want to get Married: No
Do you belive in yourself: No
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm lying down, I hate that feeling
Do you think you are Attractive: Only to the blind
Are you a Health Freak: No and I'd be fucked if I was
Do you get along with your Parents: Parents?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they're fucking awesome
Do you play an Instrument: Guitar and the recorder
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Daily
In the past month have you Smoked: Daily
In the past month have you been on Drugs: .....
In the past month have you gone on a Date: A few
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, I'm veggie
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yeah
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Heh
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: ....

Ever been Drunk: Stupid fucking question
Ever been called a Tease: .......
Ever been Beaten up: Yes
Ever Shoplifted: Yep
How do you want to Die: Spontaneously Combust
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Probation or Prison officer
What country would you most like to Visit: America but i'm banned (seriously, as well as China, or so I'm told)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Don't Mind
Favourite Hair Color: I'm easy going
Short or Long Hair: I don't care
Height: I'm easy going
Weight: Who cares (shit I sound desperate)
Best Clothing Style: Black
Number of Drugs I have taken: 22
Number of CDs I own: 264
Number of Piercings: 8
Number of Tattoos: 4 so far.

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Drinking, Smoking, Playing the guitar, and basically just fucking aboutMetallica - The Unnamed Feeling
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown with green spots.... apparently
Hair Color:: Black/blue
Height:: 5'5
Favorite Color:: Black
Screen Name:: Usually internal_hatred
Favorite Band:: Slayer/Arch Enemy
Favorite Movie:: The Craft
Favorite Show:: Wire In The Blood/Bones
Your Car:: Whatever the imagination can create
Your Hometown:: Cardiff
Your Present Town:: Cardiff

Your Grade:: N/A
Your Style:: Anything that involves a pair of combats, band t-shirt and a blazer
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: Yes
Kissed someone in the rain?: Yes
Danced in a public place?: Yes
Smiled for no reason?: Yes
Laughed so hard you cried?: Yes
Peed your pants after age 8?: Ahh maybe that's what it was, shouldn't have drank so much
Written a song?: Yes
Sang to someone for no reason?: Probably
Performed on a stage?: Freak Show, yes
Talked to someone you don't know?: Yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: Yeah, unfortunately for them
Made out in a theatre?: Yes
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: No
Been in love?: Yes
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I'd like to meet:

Angela Gossow, Kerry King, James Hetfield, Eliza Dushku, William Shakespeare

Music:

SLAYER, Arch Enemy, Metallica, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Slipknot, Coal Chamber,Cradle Of Filth, Disturbed, Iron Maiden, Machine Head, Megadeth, Morbid Angel, Napalm Death, Mudvayne, Mushroomhead, Pearl Jam, Stone Sour, Placebo, Rage Against The Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, System Of A Down, Soil, In Flames, Weird AL Yankovic and a bunch more I can't be arsed typing. My worse band has to be either Green Day or My Chemical Romance. Fuck, they're shit.Morbid Angel - Enshrined By Grace
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Movies:

Resident Evil, Carrire, Texas Chainsaw Masacre (you have to admit, it was really funny) The Matrix, The Craft, Saw 1,2,3Machine Head - Imperium
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Television:

SOOTY, funniest show going, Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Tru Calling, Bones, Wire In The Blood, Family Guy, Futurama, Bad Girls, Ab Fab, Father Ted, Dr. WhoDuncan Hills Coffee
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Books:

A Million Little Pieces, My Friend Leonard, The Merchant Of Venice

Heroes:

SHYLOCK, Angela Gossow, Kerry King, Eliza Dushku, Leisha Hailey

My Blog

YET ANOTHER, YET ANOTHER NEW TATTOO

Mwah ha ha ha ha ha
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 08:16:00 PST

YET ANOTHER NEW TATTOO

Three down, a whole body to go.
Posted by Lauren on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:35:00 PST

IVE GOT A NEW TATTOO

WHEY
Posted by Lauren on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 05:14:00 PST

Autograph anyone? As........

I'M HAVING SOME WRITING PUBLISHED, WHICH NOW MAKES ME A PUBLISHED WRITER AND (FUCK KNOWS HOW) ARTIST *cough* MY WORK WAS IN THE TATE *cough*
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:50:00 PST

And we all fall down

In all fairness, it is one fucked world that we live in or in some cases just live on.  It just seems that people are never there when you need them most and when you don't, they're still not th...
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:49:00 PST

Who do I need to call?

Who gives a shit but I swear there's a fucking ghost in my attic. 
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 03:25:00 PST

So far on the shit bands touring Cardiff menu there's........

Jason Donovan, Wet Wet Wet, Girls Aloud and Donny Osmond.  I mean, fucking come on.  Some descent fucking bands would be nice so get your fucking arses down here now.  No wonder th...
Posted by Lauren on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST

Abusive cunts

I've fucking had enough of people in this fucking pathetic excuse of a world fucking judging me when they know absolutely fuck all about me.  Drop the fucking stereotypes and the fucking misconce...
Posted by Lauren on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 01:46:00 PST

Sticky Dippers

The best invention ever to be known
Posted by Lauren on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 12:37:00 PST

Mosre shit for my C.V

I'm running a workshop at a conference in Birmingham.  Fuck help the worker who's going with me.
Posted by Lauren on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 02:17:00 PST