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About Me

Established April Fools Day in 2004 by three girls who enjoy to smoke certain substances. Interestingly enough THC stands for the Turtle Club however the H is silent and only used for acronym purposes. Flossy, Jigzz and Snucky enjoy long walks on the beach, getting their fannies spanked and bong rips. All together me thinks there is 8 tattoos and 25? maybe more piercings decorating the ladies of THC. We have an impressive collection of paraphernalia that we assure you does not collect any dust. We spend a lot of time holed up in our shells or else you'll find us in alley drinkin somewhere.

My Interests

Various mindaltering substances ~ Good tunes and good friends ~ Body modification ~ Festivus...stringing popcorn ~ Playing dressup ~ coloring with crayons ~ papier machÃ© ~ sing alongs ~ shaking our bones. http://www.muffinfilms.com Posativa: NORML contest submission

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I'd like to meet:

Smokey da Bear, Harvey Chuckles III and Minus.

Music:

Well The Revolts (formerly The Volts), Menopause, Sub City Dwellers, Port Amoral, The Meligrove Band, Pixies, The Doors, Nirvana, She Wants revenge, DFA 1979, Smashing Pumpkins, The Distillers, Metric, Chevelle, The Barrymores, The Teenage Knockups, Dreadnaut, The Beatles, Alice In Chains, Soundgarden, Seether, Sam Roberts, Foo Fighters, Audioslave, System of a Down, The White Stripes, The Raconteurs...Jack White in general..., Afi, G n R, The Subways, Modest Mouse, Tapes n Tapes, The Afterbeat...We're goin thru an indie dance rock kinda thing but we're grunge girls at heart who enjoy metal, punk, ska and lots of things

Movies:

Donnie Darko, American History X, Fight Club, Blow, Mighty Ducks, Alice In Wonderland, Molly Ringwald (Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink), K-PAX, Seven, Charlotte's Web, American Beauty, Little Miss Sunshine, You, Me and Everyone We Know, The Labrynth, Happily Ever After, Spun, Dazed and Confused, Empire Records, The Emperor's New Groove, Sin City, The Truman Show, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Television:

Live Your Life Kill Your TV

Books:

The Turtle CLub Handbook, Our Guestbook, Bare, White Oleander, anything by Margaret Atwood, A Strange Manuscript Found In a Copper Cylinder, Metamorphosis, Lace, Ex Utero, To Kill A Mockingbird

Heroes:

Minus cuz we all wanna be fish or bank robbers when we grow up and Ferris Bueller.

My Blog

10 Bucks

So cigs cost 9.95 at the toonie store, teulons not so dead to me anymore
Posted by The Turtle Club on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:45:00 PST

oh Yeah Happy 420.

So 420 is over for another year it was a good day n'est pas? Blades of Hash at 420 am was nice doobie smoking competition at 420 pm was also nice eltho technically we a tie (THC totally won).&nb...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:59:00 PST

Winnipeg Is Not Safe.

Ok so we take our bikes down to Ragpickers Annex Thursday night to see a show and in a 3 hour window of time we are approached/accosted on 5 separate occasions by different men/groups of me...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:53:00 PST

Gilbert

Flavour / Saveur: Pretzel / Bretzel Quote / Citation: "That's ok, you go first." / "Ca Va, Tu Peux Y Aller En Premier" Achievements / Accomplissements: Vice president "avoid the vacuum cleaner" club, ...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 08:39:00 PST

Two things...

1) K so if the bread didn't all look the same the whole world would be better off cuz its just way too fuckin hard to tell slices apart. 2) If turtles could fly they'd be ladybugs
Posted by The Turtle Club on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:27:00 PST

This Is The End My Only Friend The End

Well 2006 is over we've all survived another year congratulations. Tonight brings in the new year...kind of wanted some mush so if anyone has let us know. Hope y'all have a good time tonit...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 10:48:00 PST

heyo

well we put up some pics.thankyou walmart for the discount on processing.My band is playing friday nite at the collective cabaret.Dec.29 come one come all.starts at 9pm.There's 3 bands on, Inluove, th...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 03:05:00 PST

pre-Festivus Extravanganza

Well it's 2:12 on a thursday pm not am and we're drunk so yeah...inluove u need a name change....port amoral come up to #9 plz for the love of god we need to get drunk. Men are gay and need to g...
Posted by The Turtle Club on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 12:17:00 PST