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PatyParanoia [came to dance]

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About Me

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Well, a few times, I’ve been around that track… But I ain’t no hollerback girl.
I hate liars.
Everyone lies to me.
&& I catch them.
But I never let them know… that I know. Unless it’s like…
crazy horrible.
My family && friends mean the world to me.
I’ll choose my best friends over any guy… any day.
I’m a big fat hippo. I’ve accepted it.
I believe in God, but I’m kind of in this weird spot right now
as far as religion // beliefs // morals go.
I don’t really give a whaaaa- ?!
I wish I was in high school again.
I hate being in college.
I just hate school, really.
I love big scary roller coasters.
My uncle is a millionaire.
I really hate mustard.
I love mayonesa.
I eat my chicken nuggets from McDonalds with grape jelly
it’s the best ever.
Don’t knock it till you try it.
I eat my pizza with ranch dressing.
I like flour tortilla, ketchup tacos :D
My sister’s name is Bob
My cousin’s name is Box.
My niece’s name is Hash Brown.
&& my nephew’s name is Potato.
&&my youngest niece's name is Batallion.
I need to buy a sleeping mask.
I don't give a fuck if you're a vegetarian.
I'm not.
So let me eat my hamburguesas.
I love swimming underwater.
I love Disneyland.
I’m proud that I’m Mexican.
However,
I think all of you who walk around parading the Mexican flag
in your dickies && locs && your adidas,
simply to give yourself that thug image so the other ignorant latinos will accept you..?
are an embarrassment to ALL latinos.
You make us look so ridiculous.
Metro-sexual guys are semi-lame.
I support gay marriage 210%.
I think women are soooOoo beautiful. They amaze me.
I’m not a lesbian
I just acknowledge && point out a beautiful woman when I see one.
I say “nigg” a lot. Just because I think it’s a funny word.
I don’t say it to disrespect anyone.
I'm not 100% against abortion.
Not everyone who aborts is a baby killer.
&&if you hate me for saying so...
i could care less
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I’m a fucking vulgar ass cuntlet who can stay out of trouble for the most part.
I’m constantly dying my hair different colors.
I’m very polite && well mannered.
I burp super duper mega loud && then say “ewwwwwww… scuse me!”
I play FPS games online, cause I’m a nerd && don’t care what you think.
I listen to the music I wanna listen to
and dresss the way i fucking want to
because I like it.
Not to fit in with anyone,
not to please anyone,
not to fit the mold of the “scene kid” ,
the “emo kid”
i don't give a fuck what you think.
go ahead and be judgemental.
I can't wait to prove you wrong :]
Totally!:D
just message me.
I’m easy to get along with.
I know I give off the
"back the fuck off"
kinda thing but,
I'm super nice.
cross my heart =)
As long as you’re not a total… sex fiend… idiot
:Dxx
I ♥ dinosaurs.
I ♥ vampires.
I ♥ gorey movies.
I ♥ big earrings.
I ♥ painting.
I ♥ traveling.
I ♥ getting flowers.
I ♥ going to shows.
I ♥ guitar hero.
I ♥ pretty girls.
I ♥ smelling Vicks.
I ♥ mariachi music.
I ♥ ripped tights // jeans.
I ♥ watching movies.
I ♥ cartoons.
I ♥ Disney movies.
I ♥ rainbow stuff.
I ♥ chocolate.
I ♥ tiara's.
I ♥ drummers.
I ♥ chinese food.
I ♥ fruit w//chile.
I ♥ kids.
I ♥ zombies.
xx

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Disorder Rating
Paranoid : Moderate
Schizoid : Low
Schizotypal : Moderate
Antisocial : Very Low
Borderline : Very High
Histrionic : Very High
Narcissistic : Moderate
Avoidant : Moderate
Dependent : Very High
Obsessive-Compulsive : Very High

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Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||| 80%
Stability |||||||||||| 43%
Orderliness |||||| 23%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70%
Mystical |||||||||||| 50%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||||| 56%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||| 30%
Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 43%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||| 56%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||| 56%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||| 56%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Sexuality |||||| 23%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Physical Fitness || 10%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Indie |||||||||||||| 58% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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Television:

I Enjoy Watching Home Movies Aqua Teen Hunger Force Degrassi Family Guy The Simpsons Whitest Kids U Know Full House Step by Step Sealab 2021 Tom Goes to the Mayor Robot Chicken Hannah Montana Room 401 Charlie &&Lola Go Diego Go! Teletubbies MADE i Love New York Miami Ink LA Ink Pee Wees Playhouse Saved by the Bell Fairly Off Parents I Am Weasel Cow &&Chicken

Heroes:

"Skate"
written by Kelly Hunter
AkA The Gallow's Bird Sometimes I sit on this ice and
Wonder if I'm wrong...
If maybe our stars were crossed or if
For a fleeting moment
We were just caught in an emotion too strong
An ice too thin...
But that can't be...
They say the only thing inevitable
Is death,
But I beg to differ,
For I've found the only other thing.
It's this thing we share as we
Skate along
Through the cold world around us,
And the colder it gets,
The closer together it brings us...
And even when the ice seems
To give from underneath us,
You'll never be too far from me
And even at times like this,
When I sit on this ice and wonder
If I should, I rise
And continue on
And no matter what life may bring our way...
Until the day of my last breath, I breathe for us
And you'll forever find me skating....

My Blog

WENDY iS MY FAVORiTE FUCKiNG SKANK.

omg haaa.i dont think i have laughed so hard since umm the last time we talked... memorable quotes.Adri- What are you doing?Me: umm nothing just eating chex mix. WHY YOU WANNA HANG OUT??Adri- daaaang ...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 10:02:00 PST

San Antonio...?

Soooo... san antonio was great.driving there was nothin' mayne.i thought i was gonna be scared and shit. naw mayne.it was rad.i had great company.even though i wanted to strangle beto at times[[nenas ...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:23:00 PST

FOR MY BiRTHDAY..

blah.things just arent working out for me.especially with the guys =..whatev. it all sucks.but hey =) im going to dallas with my chicas this weekendand we're gonna go have wild hotel room one night st...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Tue, 15 May 2007 03:00:00 PST

HELP YOURSELF TO A SNACK

so.not sure why im "blogging" at 5:29AMi think its boredom, mostly.so. i'll just ramble on about stuff.im excited about my friends tigger && pooh.it premieres tomorrow morning =)im n...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Fri, 11 May 2007 03:47:00 PST

GOTTA LUV THE AMENDMENTS :D

MAX KARSON GETTiNG ARRESTED .. ?? AT UNiV. OF CO...? SO FUCKiNG LAME. SERiOUSLY. BUNCH OF FUCKiN MORONS. iM SURE EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS WHY.KARSON WASNT AFRAiD TO SPEAK UP. SO WHAT HAPPENS? SEND HiM TO...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 07:25:00 PST

iM DESPERAAAATE !!!

everyone. anyone. someone.. pleeaase. help me win this PWT contest! TEXT pwttour Paty Garcia to 66937. then reply "y" when they respond. pleeease. i need all the help i can get!!...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 10:26:00 PST

SO i'VE COME TO THE CONCLUSiON THAAAT...

That I will NEVER find a boyfriend =) If I'm attracted to any guy, physically, it's not mutual. They're all shallow as fuck. And I'm not too pretty so. It sucks. I blame my morbid obesity :D. So me &a...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 03:07:00 PST

...2006...

2006 is coming to an end.. It's Christmas Eve. Wow. This year passed by so super fast. It feels like just a few days ago I was rushing around my house in the morning when Edith called and said she was...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 04:05:00 PST

HAHAHA EEEEFFF YOOOOUUU !!!

SHUT THAT SH!T UP!!LOL I'M SO SICK OF IT! DON'T GIVE ME THAT JUNK. SERIOUSLY. DON'T RUN OVER HERE TELLING ME HOW MUH YOU CARE ABOUT ME AND WHAT NOT. YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE. I DO BELIEVE YOU CHOSE SOMEONE...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 08:44:00 PST

JUST YOU WAiT...

I'll be pretty one day...
Posted by PatyParanoia [came to dance] on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 06:37:00 PST