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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley "The One" Young
Birthday: 16 August 1979
Birthplace: Durban, KZN
Current Location: Back in Durban
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 195cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: A white Zulu apparently.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black. As usual
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: Spiders.
Your Perfect Pizza: Bacon and Banana
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL
Thoughts First Waking Up: WTF?
Your Best Physical Feature: My body.
Your Bedtime: late!!!!
Your Most Missed Memory: If I knew I could say. I have lots of fried memories. Must of been fun times!
Pepsi or Coke: Coke! oh. to drink? not sure.
MacDonalds or Burger King: URG!!!!!! bugger that.
Single or Group Dates: Either/Or.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Yeah
Do you Swear: Fuck yeah!
Do you Sing: Ha! only drunkenly
Do you Shower Daily: Bath daily anyway.
Have you Been in Love: Unfortunately
Do you want to go to College: Nah
Do you want to get Married: Not again in a hurry
Do you belive in yourself: Of course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Not at all
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell yeah
Are you a Health Freak: Kinda. define freak?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: frequently :)
In the past month have you Smoked: Yip.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not to the best of my knowledge
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yip
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Hell no.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: *blargh*
In the past month have you been on Stage: Nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Nope
Ever been Drunk: Repeatedly
Ever been called a Tease: Yip
Ever been Beaten up: HAHA! not too often no. I beat up!
Ever Shoplifted: Nope
How do you want to Die: Quickly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Grown up.
What country would you most like to Visit: Amsterdam in Holland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue/green
Favourite Hair Color: Red or blonde or Brunette. It dont really matter
Short or Long Hair: Depends
Height: Not too short. I am quite tall.
Weight: not too big, not too small. it doesnt really matter
Best Clothing Style: Stylish
Number of Drugs I have taken: At one go? not important to know, is it?
Number of CDs I own: too many.
Number of Piercings: lots. only wear one at a time though.
Number of Tattoos: a couple.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: fuck all!
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My Interests


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.netMusic!..... Hard rock/Alternative first and foremost....... Loud and rude....... House music: All kinds, make it trancy....... make it hard and make it loud............Conspiracies: Yeah....they're everywhere..... Everyone hates me cause I'm paranoid too......Nature: I'm a nature boy..... I love animals and the outdoors and take it to an almost religious height......Martial Arts: I'm really into martial arts and have graded in four styles; Karate, Wing Chun, Long Fist, Tai-Chi push hands.......

I'd like to meet:

Pretty much anybody. I thrive on contact, so I'm always up for new people to interact with.

Music:

I lika: System of a Down Staind Cradle of Filth Bloodhound Gang Chemical Brothers Ministy Sepultura. The list goes on. and on. and on.

Movies:

I like Scary Shit. Pity they dont actually MAKE scary movies anymore, but they can make up for that in blood :)I lika comdies too. especially stoner humour.

Television:

Pah! Who needs TV. Only good for plugging in a PS2

Books:

Bring them on. Fantasy Fiction - David Eddings/ Terry Pratchett etc.Anything political/ conspiracy/ strange.I really like to read.

Heroes:


Chuck Norris!!!!!! There are lots of people to aspire to: Martial artists.... Porn stars...... DJ's..... where to start....

My Blog

Copyright infringement

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Posted by Ashley on Wed, 09 May 2007 10:37:00 PST

Regrets

Regret is when you look back and realize that you could have done more.Regret is when you realize that what you did was wrong.Regret is when you look back on life and wish that you could go back and r...
Posted by Ashley on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:32:00 PST

My dad vs. Your dad

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Posted by Ashley on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:37:00 PST

Epol diet

I have two Boerboels, and was  buying a large bag of Epol at Spar and was in line to check out. The woman  behind me asked if I had a dog. (Duh!) On impulse, I told her no, I was  star...
Posted by Ashley on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:10:00 PST

Top 12 things Yoda says in the bedroom

"Ahhh! Yoda's little friend you seek!""Urm. Put a shield on my saber I must.""Feel the force!""Foreplay, cuddling - a Jedi craves not these things.""Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I must!""Do me or d...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 06:21:00 PST

The return of Cannabis

Marijuana, cannabis, hemp; they are all references to the same plant.  Government officials and the media have made distinctions; however, I want to stress the usefulness ...
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:49:00 PST

The staring game

http://www.bored.com/staregame/index.htmHAHA. cool :)
Posted by Ashley on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:17:00 PST

Muslim extremists

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Posted by Ashley on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 12:56:00 PST

Problems only goths have...

Problems only Goths Have This is compiled from a thread on alt.gothic started by Gabriella Vervaine. Trying to get blacks that match after they fade in the wash (damn blue/black and brown/black...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:33:00 PST

The Real Gothic F.A.Q.

http://anon.razorwire.com/real-goth-faq/The REAL Gothic FAQ by Lisa and Andrew For some reason, people seem to like to compile lists of frequently asked questions. We think it's because it makes them...
Posted by Ashley on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST