A Police Officer’s Dream...... |
The officer stood and faced his GodWhich must always come to passHe hoped his shoes were shiningJust as brightly as his brass."Step forward now, you officerHow shall I deal with you?Have you always t...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 09:44:00 PST |
Lessons on Life |
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully. 2. Marry a person you love to talk to, as you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any oth...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 06:40:00 PST |
Just Checking In |
Minister passing through his church in the middle of the day,Decided to pause by the altar and see who had come to pray.Just then the back door opened, a man came down the aisle,The minister frowned ...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 10 Apr 2008 10:13:00 PST |
Dance in the Rain |
It was a busy morning, about 8:30, when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He said he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.
I took ...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:23:00 PST |
Facts of Life? |
Facts of life?
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming to high.
2. Women don't make fools of men...most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason...
Posted by Michael on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 08:47:00 PST |
Steven Wrightism’s (Things that make you say "hmmmmmm") |
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Posted by Michael on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:07:00 PST |
John Wayne on Scouting |
John Wayne:What the Scout Law means to me
A great American, John Wayne, passed away many years ago. One of his last public appearances was at a dinner. He was riddled with cancer and knew he was close...
Posted by Michael on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:00:00 PST |
Two Wolves |
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Posted by Michael on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 06:34:00 PST |
Are you Right brained or Left brained? |
You Are 35% Left Brained, 65% Right Brained..http://images.blogthings.com/areyourightorleftbrain
edquiz/brain.jpg" height="100" width="100">The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attentio...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 06:42:00 PST |
