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BRAMMYCORE

More hummus than hummus!

About Me


i like stuff. stuff and things. both are cool but stuff is cooler. i used to sing in guns n' roses but we broke up cos i had a really bad smack habit. now bosma has a crush on me. which is awkward cos i have a crush on my hero (pictured at left)

My Interests

Stuff. Things. Ferrets.

I'd like to meet:

Joey Ramone, Mel Brooks, Noam Chomsky, Franz Kafka, J.M. Coetzee, Fat Mike, the guy who invented chickpeas, people who like stuff. And things.

Music:

Punk forkin schlock!!!! Jazz. Big Band swing.Stuff where people play things.

Movies:

Happiness, Life of Brian, Shaun of The Dead, The Man Who Wasn't There, Antz, Spongebob Squarepants Movie, Deliverance, Shawshank Redemption, anything with stuff, things or ferrets.

Television:

All those crappy crime shows. The O'Reilly Factor (target practice).

Books:

Ingenious Pain - Andrew Miller; The Trial - Franz Kafka; Waiting For the Barbarians - JM Coetzee; The Dirt - Motley Crue; Enduring Love - Ian McEwan; The Bridge - Iain Banks; Walpurgisnacht - Gustav Meyrink; A Dry White Season - Andre Brink; Too Loud A Solitude - Bohmil Hrabal.

Heroes:

Bette Midler. Bosma. Joey Ramone. Spekk my ferret.Though, above all there is only one....

My Blog

RIP SPEKKY 1999 - 2007

Yes, for all that know me and have had the pleasure of meeting the greatest ferret of all time, you will join me in being very sad that she died this morning. Spekk was the best pet imaginable, so muc...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:11:00 PST

Bram And Rory's (Semi) Excelllent Adventure in LA

After being stranded in LA (ok, after being so dumb we missed our plane back to australia) we decided to make the most of our time stuck here. We haven't had the chance to do any tourist crap so we fi...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 08:06:00 PST

Movember How I Will Miss Thee

Howdy Peoples,Well, the wonderful month of Movember has come and gone and i think i did pretty well. Even though I guess I sort of failed because (a) i didn't start until about ten days into the month...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 03:53:00 PST

Old Passport Pic... Which is Scarier?

OK so enough of you have emailed asking me to show this old passport photo that has gotten me into trouble for the past decade. So I relent. Here it is. i should point out that I only looked like this...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 05:12:00 PST

Osama Bram Laden

Just when I thought my passport woes were over... I received my spanking new passport today and have a strange suspicion that things are about to get worse. For all the times they sent me back to get ...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:07:00 PST

Vale the Purple Velvet Suit

Yeah, in my neverending quest to die with as little dgnity left as possible, I managed to outdo myself on the weekend. So I was at a friend's wedding and being my usual stupid self; making inappropria...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 01:59:00 PST

Interesting Things I Learnt About Terrorists Today

So I went to get my passport renewed. And the lady at the post office said she could not accept my application because i hadnt followed the guidelines. she then went on to point out that these guideli...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 09:57:00 PST

Totally OWNED by Anthony Mundine

ok so i got roped into the MTV/Rockstar Games Table Tennis Tournament. And in the first round it was me vs Anthony Mundine. Now, even if i could have beaten him... i didnt have the guts to try. he tot...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 10:02:00 PST

My Apparent Failure To Vote Pt 2

You may recall the letter i got a while back about my 'apparent failure to vote' in the recent council elections. And the accompanying threat to fine me $1024  dollars if i didnt come up with a v...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST

People Who Have Touched My Tummy Titty!!!

Yes, after almost 15 years of diabetes i have managed to cultivate, according to my doctor, a proper, fully-formed breast on my stomach. All good diabetics know you must rotate your injection site, bu...
Posted by BRAMMYCORE on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 02:06:00 PST