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Alice Malice!

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About Me

I am what they call a 'special' person. This covers all manner of sins.

My Interests

My hobbies include laughing, sleeping, dancing, ranting, procrastinating, cuddling, correcting other people's grammar, playing oblivion, antagonising the neighbours, shagging your mum, recreational drug taking and sticking it to the man. NOT.
Your Sloth Quotient: 93%
You're so lazy, you're practically an invalid shut-in.
It's surprising you even got through this quiz! How Much Sloth Do You Have?

I'd like to meet:



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30 Things You Might Not Know about Alice!!
What are you listening to right now?: Lords of the Underground
What was the last thing you ate?: Some cheese
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: Purple
How is the weather right now?: It's British
What color is your underwear right now?: Black
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?: My dealer
The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?: Eyes & smiles!
Favorite type of food?: Low prep, low cost munch
Do you drink?: I'm British
Ever got so drunk you dont remember?: I'm British
What color are your eyes?: Blue
Single?: Not at the moment, hooked up with a rather delectable bloke called Adam.
Favorite month?: August: birthday, sunshine, mushrooms!
Last movie you watched?: Demolition Man
Favorite day of the week?: Saturday of course.
Are you too shy to ask someone out?: Depends on level of sobriety.
Hugs or Kisses?: Sex!
Chocolate or Vanilla?: What kind of muppet goes with Vanilla?!
What books are you reading?: Plural?! Yeah right. Selected Tales of Edgar Allan Poe.
Piercings?: Not anymore!
Favorite movie?: Come & See
Any pets?: I can't even look after myself most of the time!
.. Fire!
Dogs or Cats?: Little kitttens!
Favorite flower?: Fuck knows. I can tell you my favourite plant though!
Have you ever fired a gun?: Many times.
Do you like to travel by plane as opposed to car?: Can you hotbox a commercial airline? I think not.
Right handed or left handed?: Ambidextrous cartwheeler and wanker, otherwise right.
How many pillows do you sleep with?: Loads, I'm a complete whore
Are you missing someone?: Never!

Music:

I'm loving the hip hop, breaks and drum and bass at the moment but I'll always have a place in my heart for Led Zep! Been to some awesome festivals in my time and seen some great bands. Lately I had some fantastic nights out with my friends in Leeds: Krafty Kuts, Pharcyde, Bukem, Hype, Ratpack, Freestylers... there's always plenty on!Desert Island Discs are Radiohead The Bends, Longpigs The Sun is Often Out and the Beta Band 3 EPs. I would also demand to be stranded on my desert island with 5 million kilos of weed, Tolstoy's War and Peace, some inflatable beach toys and a puppy.
Your Porn Star Name Is...
Asslee Bendover What's Your Porn Star Name?

Movies:

Come and See, Requiem for a Dream, the Star Wars and Godfather Trilogies, Withnail and I, Old Boy, Walkabout, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Apocalypse Now, The Mission, Amelie, Borat, Aliens, Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, The Shining, Dead Man's Shoes, Scarface, 1984, Trainspotting, Dark Crystal, Goodfellas, Sin City, City of God, Leon, 13 Tzameti, Pan's Labyrinth, Delicatessen and anything with Christian Bale, Joaquim Phoenix or James McAvoy purely for the totty factor!
You Are 60% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul.
You are at high risk for having a borderline personality. It is very likely that you are a chaotic mess.
You are at low risk for having a narcissistic personality. It is unlikely that you are in love with your own reflection.
You are at high risk for having a social phobia. It is very likely that you feel most comfortable in your mom's basement.
You are at low risk for obsessive compulsive disorder. It is unlikely that you are addicted to hand sanitizer. How Abnormal Are You?

Television:

...is for retards, chavs, OAPs and muppets (except The Sopranos and Shameless. And of course Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park and Futurama.)


Your Geek Profile:
Academic Geekiness: Highest
Fashion Geekiness: Highest
Movie Geekiness: Highest
Music Geekiness: Highest
Gamer Geekiness: High
General Geekiness: Low
SciFi Geekiness: Low
Geekiness in Love: None
Internet Geekiness: None How Geeky Are You?

Books:

Madame Bovary, Jude the Obscure, Generation X, Tender is the Night, Last Exit to Brooklyn, Go Ask Alice...


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You Are Olde English
Drinking is more than a hobby for you. It's your favorite drug.
When you drink, you want to get wasted. As quickly and cheaply as possible.
Looking back on your best times drinking... well, you don't remember them at all.
You may be a few brain cells short, but you still can chug a 40! What's Your Beer Personality?

Heroes:

Susie Dent the Countdown legend! And Ozzy.Plus any fucker who got a 2:1 in Literature and Philosophy and managed to get a job out of it
Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?