perversive, pursuasive, pedantic, petulant, bi-pedal, procrastanational, pretty, practical, pompous, pyrotechnical, prince of perverted propensities involving both poking pert little peaches with my proper purple pertuberance and pounding pearl percussion pieces, portraying my penchant for polluting the peace and pissing off the public...
if you don't know what i think you don't know, then know this- you'll never know, but if you know more than i think you know but less than i know that i know then you'll know that knowledge is inconsequential......like top of the pops................my balls itch
