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Mistress of Mayhem

Livin' life and all that intails!

About Me


What kind of jewel are you?
Watermelon Tourmaline
You are truly one of a kind. Your beauty is unique, which makes people love you all the more.

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Will cause you to scream at nothing and run around like a lunatic
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Daisy Dynamite What's Your Pimp Name?I am excessivley energetic and an ONLY CHILD. This is is hard for some people but it weeds out the weak-AHHHAA!I recently have learned a few things & I am realizing more and more that I really don't know much at all.I am looking for my swift spiritual kick in the ass. In the meantime, I enjoy a good gut wrentching laugh, late afternoon buzzes, front porch frenzies, a hazy head, glass artwork, good friends, intelligent people, a man in uniform, (especially if he is not arresting me),my precious (but deadly) kitty, and plenty of good movies.
You Are a Bad Girl
You are 30% Good and 70% Bad
You're a total bad girl, from your wild hair to tattooed toes.
But you're too badass to even care if you're labeled "bad"! Are You a Good Girl or a Bad Girl?Go Hillary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!How Evil Are You?
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!I am a drag queen stuck in a straight woman's body-WHO LOVES KITTY! The Muppet Personality Test
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it! What Mixed Drink Are You?

My Interests

Art Art Art Art! Movies Movies Movies! The pleasant tink of a golf from a solid hit, people who do what I say, shameless self-promotion, reinventing myself bigger and better, being a good friend and reading all those books I never got to because my head was buried in some god awful textbook.

I'd like to meet:

Intesting Boys and girls alike!


Funny Pics and Myspace Layouts at pYzam.com

Music:

Electronc music: Aphrodite, Derrick Carter, Donald Glaude Other than that; Ani Difranco, Dr. Dre, Al Green, 70's funk, Outkast, Dungoen Family, Prince, Dido, Stevie Wonder (world peace would be possible if he was always played) The Pixies, Gabarge, Johnny Cash, Elvis....

Movies:

I have to pick one? Good Ones: Casablance, Dreams, Series of Unfortunate Events....

Television:

Not so much. Coupling, Malcolm in Middle-Rather be watching a movie

Books:

Tell you when I get done.

Heroes:

Daddy, Butters Altered Ego-Professor Chaos, Elizabeth I, Virgina Hall

My Blog

Funny Thing

I recently had a friend from home email me. I emailed him back, gave him the run down of life and requested the add&blah&blah&.blah. He said he would love to but he suggested I look at his friends lis...
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:52:00 PST

I love being a woman

  It has been brought to my attention that I have a certain "attitude" about me. For this I want to thank and blame my father. He did a miraculous job (with what he had to work with LOL) He raise...
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 03:52:00 PST

Work, Dance, Laugh, Love, and Live

work like you don't need the money dance like no one is watching laugh like you just don't care love like you have never been hurt live like there is no tomorrow
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:55:00 PST

To Laugh or Cry

I figuared out the age old question: To laugh with the sinners or cry with the saints? Take it from me LAUGH WITH THE GOD-DAMNED SINNERS!
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 07:07:00 PST

Richard & I Love...

Hemingways before 11:30 am and breezes in the living room. And we also love someone special! OH oH Oh, yeah, people who are clued in..........And people who do not light themselves on fire, that...
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Fri, 05 May 2006 12:48:00 PST

Risking My Blog cherry...........

Is now gone.....................Never to return. I wanted to see what all you people have been talking about... Huh, Interesting here. But for real, I think I will drone on about risks.&nbs...
Posted by Mistress of Mayhem on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 06:00:00 PST