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Hello, my name is Kyle Smith.

... i dabble...

About Me

I engage in manual penile self-stimulation 10+ times weekly
I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
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What About Frank? is the best band ever, check them out @ whataboutfrank.com. best peice of advice i've ever got came from Mike D in reference to guessing who is singing a popular 80's song: When in doubt, guess Billy Ocean!!! thanks manfeel free to im me anytime, i'm on aim "lois must die114" or comment on my livejournal link is right here http://www.livejournal.com/users/lois_must_die84/..You Are 100% New Jersey!

Wow, you're totally Jersey. There's no doubt about it. Congratulations, and always be proud to be Jersey--it's a great thing to be!
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My Interests



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I'd like to meet:

i would like to meet someone that isn't in my extended network. i don't think that person exists to be honest.

Music:

this is the best live video ever VVVVV the dropkick murphys, saves the day, at the drive-in, muse, radio head, g love and the special sauce, southside johnny and the asbury jukes, the talking heads, the killers, the refused, bob dylan, cream, the dillinger escape plan, elvis costallo, the ex-models, journey, styx, the mars volta, morrisey, the smiths, q and not u, rufus wainwright, the shins, squeeze, the starting line, sunny day real-estate, t-rex, butch walker, the bravery,taking back sunday, brand new, a.f.i., death by stereo, the refused, leftover crack/choking victim/morning glory/crackrocksteady7, under oath, the (international) noise conspiracy, thursday, flogging molly, alkaline trio, atreyu, deathcab for cutie, the postal service, led zeplin, van halen, pretty girls make graves, WHAT ABOUT FRANK?(they aren't well known but they own, check them out), finch, the used, the river city rebels, reel big fish, bruce springstein, frank sinatra, bob marley, ac/dc, the cure, the ataris, catch 22, tenacious d, the casualties, the living end, thrice, the bouncing souls, coheed and cambria, dead kennedys, streetlight manifesto, rx bandits, the rolling stones, rush, yes!, from autumn to ashes, fugazi, mr t expirience, lars frederiksen and the bastards, the mighty mighty bosstones, millencolin, sublime, and more.

Movies:

fight club, the boondock saints, P.C.U., porky's, clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, dogma, jay and silent bob strike back, jersey girl, a better place, vulgar, drawing flies, sixteen candles, breakfast club, st. elmo's fire, national lampoon's xmas vacation, van wilder, lord of the rings trilogy, american pies/wedding, old school, kill bill, resevior dogs, pulp fiction, made, about schmidt, ace venturas, bruce almighty, the mask, super troopers, major leages, a nightmare before chrismas, october sky, day after tomorrow, donnie darko, airheads, air plane, albino alligator, analyz this/that, angus, animal house, ferris bueller's day off, saving silverman, orange county, the fan, scarface, school of rock, dazed and confused, out cold, daredevil, phantoms, spiderman, good will hunting, the bourne identity, slap shot, sleepers, space balls, spies like us, superman, batman, above the rim, adaptatoion, the family man, on the road with the dropkick murphys, and more

Television:

family guy, brak, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, cheers, spongebob squarepants, cartoons, degrassi, radio free roscoe, daria, white shadow, magnum p.i., knightrider, history channel, discover channel, speed channel, sopranos, curb your enthusiasm, frasier, seinfeld, and the news

Books:

fight club, survivor, invisibly monsters, choke, diary, lullaby, haunted, johnathan livingston seagull, illusios, the catcher in the rye, franny & zoey, raise high the roof beams dear carpenters, the hobbit, lord of the rings, one flew over the kookoo's nest9 stories, 1984, animal farm, divine comedy, red badge of corage, the plauge, kafka, suicide cassanova, go ask alice, almost lost, alice in wonderland, through the looking glass, the fuck up, and more can't think

Heroes:

mickey mantle, my uncle Jay, Johnny V, anyone that doesn't take a job they hate solely for the prospect of making sick bank(thats what i did and it sucks, but hell the money's good) This kid:

My Blog

New Dylan Pics(3/19/07)

Well these are just some new pictures, mostly of Dylan: Dylan and Shadow Party animal   You can't walk Shadow, you put Shadow on a leash, Dylan grabs the leash and walks Shadow... more accur...
Posted by Hello, my name is Kyle Smith. on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 11:00:00 PST

i stole this do-hickey from Rachell

Leave your name... I will answer theses things about u when u do. 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to ...
Posted by Hello, my name is Kyle Smith. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:17:00 PST

i've got 3 friends!!! WOOT WOOT

i am up to 3 friends!!!! what now suckas!!!
Posted by Hello, my name is Kyle Smith. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i hate bizzaro livejournal(aka myspace) because i can't figure the fucker out, explain it to me please!!!

i don't know how to fucking use the goddamn site, maybe i'm retarded or something but i just don't understand it. i can't figure out how to comment to dana's comment below because it says "error... ...
Posted by Hello, my name is Kyle Smith. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST