[JIM]GET YO DIRTY,GWEASY FLIPPER OUTA MY BREAKFAST

Hey person who is viewing my profile! You kick ass! So give yourself a pat on the back. While you're at it, give yourself a hand job. Blah! So I guess I'll tell you a little about myself. Hmm... were do i start? i'm a bassist in a metal band named 'DOWN IN RUIN' and also in a more rock/groove band named 'Mordecai' kinda been playin bass most off my life as my dad is a professional bassist
i also have two other guitars; some shitty fender squire ( come on, every one starts with one) and i have a blue gibson copy made by AXL. (br)(br) btw..My name is JIM, but you may call me Your Royal Highness, King Awesome or anything else of equal awesomeness.
well yah... if u thought that was aload of bollox.. then add my msn :D [email protected] ... i dont bite... pwomise...
::Things That Make My Willy Hard:: *Warwick*
*M.E.T.A.L.*
*music*
*recording, mixing, mastering*
*FOH Engineering*
*mates*
*drinking*
* my guitar's and my sexy bass's!*
*gigs*
*pub*
*my bands*
*tobasco on Cheese and Onion crisps*
*interesting photography*
*nibbling jenn ;)*
*tidy bedroom's (thanx pip)*
*free house*
*beer*
*parties*
*MY WIFE JENN!!!!*
umm..... i'll write more later! center
::Things That Make My Willy Floppy::
*satans evil in a nylon gown*
*smoking*
*chavs*
*putting my hands in places i cant see*
*not being able to see*
*Pillows! i only use like 10cm of the corner when i sleep at night.. maybe not event that*
*sitting with pillows under me or behind me*
*people being sick*
*people with smelly breath*
*liers*
*having no money*
*people who think there better than you wen you say your 'METAL' just because they have longer hair and the are older*
*people who cant make up there minds* (me then)
*waiting for busses*
*hair being all gay*
*buscuits breaking in my tea*
*teas wen they are drank in a matter of seconds and realising how long it takes to make a bloody nuther one!*
*getting too drunk at parties and spending all my money on booze or fags... whoops*
*dropping food wen ur really hungry and looking forward to it*
*EMO's*
*people cutting themself's*(unless for flesh tunnel's)
*holidays*
*rich tea biscuits*
*ginger nut biscuits*
*scratched cd's*
*living far away from some of the kewlist people in the world!*
*the fact that no music shops sell b strings (about 120 gauge) for a five string bass wen u need it most*
*the price for a 5 set of flat wound stings*
*looking back on good memories that will never happen again*
*eye strain*
*the temptation of stealing my mums car for a few hours right now*
*People that judge me for what i look like*
*missing busses*
*People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy?*
*When people say "Life is short." What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer?*
*People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.*
*realising how this list is so much more longer than the other*
*lots of things!*MY REDDENED HANDS DEAL MY DEATH CARDS DEALT!
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