Drums, music, grappling, throwing kicks, tap outs, choke fucks, hair pulling, ass slaps and spitting, fresh ink, although it's been awhile, German cars, meeting famous people in a room full of people and being the only person to not kiss their ass, a good book, smart people, women with a bit of a dark side (that's like all of you, btw) and last but not least my 2 kids that have 8 legs.
I'd like to meet:
People that are looking foward to the resurgence of the 90s also. That's right. There. I said it. Yeah the 80s are/were alright, but we need cool, free flowing, oh- so- colorful rayon. The other silk. Tapered pants with high waists. Tight rolls. Don't front...you did it too.
Music:
I'm a metal head that listens to hip hop. Or is that a hip hop head that listens to metal? Maybe a househead that likes R&B and ho down music. I'll listen to anything real. I may not like it, but I can respect it. Wait... Actually, I can't stand trance. I have no respect for it and I really think its nonsense. Furthermore, I really don't think its possible to look cool while bumping that shit in your car. Seriously, what's with the Uncha-Uncha-Uncha? I also hate radio rock. Ok, I lied, there's a lot of shit I hate. On a musical side note, I'm sick of Pits and Yellow H2s on chrome ass 24s in hip-hop videos. When we do our vids it's gonna be Akitas and GTIs on 16x9s...Schmidts at that. Oh, you never heard of Schmidt? You betta recognize.The broke ass money shot of wheels that aren't mine.
Movies:
I love film, but I think we should collectively ask Hollywood to re-think how it views us, the audience. I see some things that I can see that screenwriters heart and soul in then...typical happy Hollywood bullshit, predictible-ass ending. Damn. Foiled again. We should be outraged because they think we, well, you all, are too stupid to be able to accept a story that is unconventional. BTW, wasn't 2fast 2Furious hot? I can't wait for 3Fast 3Furious. Alright, seriously that shit sucked. Straight garbage, but I'm penning the screenplay for the Fast and the Furriest starring Kuma, Akira and Strange Pussy (the stray cat who hangs out on my street). I like indies and documentaries. Speaking of Hollywood, I like porn too.
Television:
I don't watch too much TV anymore. Though there are some excellent shows on. Chappelle's Show, Curb Your Enthusiasm, America Undercover, Toonami, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, the Family Guy. The list goes on, but I don't get to watch them enough.
Books:
The Art of War is my all time favorite. The I Ching and A Book of 5 Rings are close second. I guess I like books on Eastern thought. How-toos are good also because they, you know, show you how to do shit.
Heroes:
Ma Dukes. She's one of those people that is full of endless love and strength. She is also one of those who became strong when those closest to her tried to break her. Plus she has a great sense of humor. Since I'm apparantly so old, we had jerky boys tapes getting passed around in high school. This was before thay were actually the jerky boys. They would say the phone number, last names the whole nine. We just knew them as those guys from NY. Anyway, I made my mom listen to it when she dropped me off at school one day and she was trying so hard to be parental and not laugh. It didn't work. The guy talking about shoving a rose, stem and all, right up his ass got her. She asked me to borrow it.
