"DR. PEPPER"

Wow...I'm a silly, retarded, and sarcastic girl that enjoys kicking it back with my friends....I like making fun of strangers and making people realize that they shouldn't take things seriously...oh and coffee is good...I adore all my friends because they are the best...I hate it when people are not themselves, it makes me sad inside....oh and when people tickle and pinch me, i dont like it...I dress like a little kid...I'm true to what i feel and go with the flow...I hate drama filled people...Sometimes I say some outragous shit that is unexpected...I try my best to use my inner voice but it malfunctions every once and awhile....Its hard to piss me off, and dont take that as a challenge...I have nothing to complain about..."You don't know if you want to hit me or kiss me"....I'm excessively moderate and terribly awesome...I love to laugh...I'm like one of the guys...I love cooking for my friends...I like wearing blue eyeshadow and pink gloss...I enjoy singing and dancing anywhere and everywhere...Making an ass out of myself with my friends is my favorite pastime....If you are easily embarassed, you shouldn't hang out with me....Don't let the tough exterior fool you, I'm really sweet...I'm also "weird, crazy, and left-handed"....I collect tattoos....I'm not an open-book but I won't keep things from you...I'm currently setting up my clothing line with my partner in crime...Oh and I'm a robot ha-ha-ha....