Music:
The entire works of Mike Patton he is The Mother. Fantomas, Mr. Bungle tm , Tomahawk, and must I not forget Faith No More.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers are also The Mother. Don't forget the Led nothin' like a little Zep . I also love Spinal Tap because they go up to 11. George Clinton and his P-funk. STP, GN'R, 80's, MELVINS, Beatles, early punk rock (Ramones, Dead kennedys, Misfits, etc.), White Stripes, Beck, classic rockers like Rush, AC/DC, Ted Nugent, The Who, The Doors and the king of them all Elvis. Of course I must not forget another man who looks great in sequins(someone please tell me how to spell that word) Neil Diamond.
Television:
My Name is Earl, The Office, Lost and late night infomercials.
Books:
Currently reading A Series of Unfortunate Events, I can actually stay awake while reading those. Just read 100 people screwing up America and fortunately I was not on the list.
Heroes:
Superman