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kelly

When life gives you lemons... just say fuck the lemons and bail.

About Me


She is clothed with strength and dignity; She can laugh at the days that come.
Proverb 31:25
I am an East Coast Girl, living in a Central Time Zone. A girlie-tomboy, who's two biggest fears include, losing loved ones, and aliens. What makes me most happy is spending time with Mike, our 2 awesome pets and with good friends and family. I moved to Alabama almost 4 years ago, but I'm still trying to perfect my 'Southern Belle' impersonation. I am a self-proclaimed square and often the voice of reason. A social butterfly, who can be rather talkative, this trait only increases with trust, or the consumption of alcohol. I enjoy helping others and find that giving advice, is a natural born gift. I am crafty, artistic and creative, it's my job as well as my passion. Deep down I'm your average girl next door, one of the guys... a beer and chicken wings type personality that tries her best to get in touch with her girlie side, when needed (even if she'd rather out burp the guys, watch STEELERS football or swear like a sailor). Sure, I enjoy a good manicure/pedicure day and shopping as much as the next girl, but I'll take the first mentioned over the second, any day.
MY BOYFRIEND, FRIENDS & FAMILY are my WORLD!

My Interests


+ mike, my boyfriend
+ angus the kitty
+ june the wonder mutt
+ my family
+ my friends
+ blythe!
+ graphic design
+ snowboarding
+ Jeeps
+ photography
+ art history
+ psychology
+ cooking
+ good wine
+ working out
+ canoing
+ camping
+ gnomes
+ captain morgan
+ margaritas
+ happy hours & bar crawls
+ the beach & outdoors
+ my ipod video
+ fresh brewed coffee
+ iced coffee
+ anything vanilla!
+ mix cds
+ vintage vinyl
+ pantone 194C
+ live shows
+ karaoke queen
+ art nouveau
+ classic pin-ups
+ laughing buddha
+ the tarot
+ vintage items
+ thrift stores
+ aviator glasses
+ lipgloss!
+ classic vw beetles
+ mustangs, with balls
+ classic hot rods
+ baltimore orioles
+ pittsburgh steelers
+ unc tarheels
+ alabama crimson tide
+ celebrity gossip
+ road trips
+ jackass antics
+ the word "poop"
+ great conversations
+ loud laughter
+ twisted humor
+ wonder woman
+ burt reynolds
+ bon scott

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I'd like to meet:

Burt Reynolds, Angus Young, Rachel Ray, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sarah Silverman, Olivia Munn, Seth Green, Mike Myers, Shannon Tweed, Gene Simmons, Johnny Knoxville, "Big Ben" Roethlisberger, Willie Nelson, Duff Goldman, Jessica Simpson, and one day, Bon Scott. Most importantly, I look forward to seeing my mother again, she still has so much to teach me.

Music:



+ AC/DC
+ weezer
+ RH*CP
+ pearl jam
+ johnny cash
+ willie nelson
+ dixie chicks
+ gary allen
+ blondie
+ bob seger
+ beastie boys
+ queen
+ the who
+ journey
+ the white stripes
+ the cult
+ velvet revolver
+ motely crue
+ guns n' roses
+ rolling stones
+ led zeppelin
+ the cult
+ black sabbath
+ ozzy
+ stone temple pilots
+ kiss
+ beck
+ dio
+ airbourne
+ bad company
+ 80's glam rock
+ 70's & 80's metal
+ the gorillaz
+ ... trail of dead
+ linkin park
+ modest mouse
+ franz ferdinand
+ dave matthews band
+ buckcherry
+ the b-52's
+ rob zombie
+ white zombie
+ early metallica
+ u2
+ jack johnson
+ sublime
+ the cure
+ the clash
+ the ramones
+ the smiths
+ the pixies
+ violent femmes
+ yeah yeah yeahs
+ katy perry
+ old school hip hop
+ billy idol
+ janis joplin
+ the eagles
+ stevie nicks
+ fleetwood mac
+ tom petty
+ bob marley
+ old country
+ patsy cline
+ martina mcbride
+ jessica simpson
+ alabama
+ lynyrd skynyrd
+ charlie daniels band
...and many more
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Movies:

+ forrest gump
+ smokey & the bandit
+ wizard of oz
+ rockstar
+ thunderstruck
+ walk the line
+ lost in translation
+ the royal tenenbaums
+ sex and the city
+ grease
+ shrek 1-3
+ mallrats
+ clerks.
+ clerks II
+ chasing amy
+ dogma
+ jay & silent bob strike back
+ billy madison
+ jackass 1 & 2
+ mean girls
+ say anything
+ high fidelity
+ wedding singer
+ big daddy
+ happy gilmore
+ tommy boy
+ office space
+ urban cowboy
+ stroker ace
+ hooper
+ longest yard (org & new)
+ cannonball run
+ white lightening
+ where the buffalo roam
+ zoolander
+ wedding crashers
+ old school
+ anchorman
+ dodgeball
+ stepbrothers
+ the break-up
+ my bestfriends girlfriend
+ school of rock
+ a dirty shame
+ hairspray
+ spaceballs
+ joe dirt
+ dukes of hazzard
+ reality bites
+ big fish
+ cruel intentions
+ goonies
+ lord of the rings(3)
+ star wars I-VI
+ ghostbusters 1 & 2
+ boondock saints
+ pulp fiction
+ bill vol. 1 & 2
+ grindhouse
+ goodfellas
+ silence of the lambs
+ snatch
+ way of the gun
+ fight club
+ seven
+ go
+ sin city
+ transformers
+ spiderman 1 & 2
+ punisher
+ batman beginnings
+ empire records
+ PCU
+ the sweetest thing
+ singles
+ napoleon dynamite
+ eternal sunshine
+ rocky horror picture show
+ friday
+ friday the 13th series
+ halloween series
+ evil dead 1 & 2
+ army of darkness
+ bubba ho tep
+ dawn of the dead
+ land of the dead
+ house of 1,000 corpses
+ devil's rejects
+ 28 Days
+ strangeland
+ identity
+ shaun of the dead
+ deliverance
+ wrong turn
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Television:

+ BUFFY
+ sex and the city
+ the office!
+ 30 rock
+ heroes
+ my name is earl
+ sarah silverman program
+ robot chicken
+ family guy
+ squidbillies
+ gene simmons family jewels
+ attack of the show
+ paranormal state
+ la ink
+ aqua teens
+ scrubs
+ arrested developement
+ rachel ray
+ total food network JUNKIE
+ 30 minute meals: Rachel Ray
+ ace of cakes
+ everyday italian
+ rock of love
+ simpsons
+ south park
+ the daily show
+ seinfeld
+ jackass
+ frisky dingo
+ harvey birdman
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Books:

+ Diary
+ Choke
+ Fight Club
+ Lullaby
+ The Complete Slayer
+ 365 Meals by Rachel Ray
+ Express Lane Meals

Magazine Addict:
+ BUST
+ Everyday Rachel Ray
+ Fitness
+ Self
+ Shape
+ Blueprint
+ Real Simple
+ Us weekly
+ Allure
+ Glamour
+ Cosmo
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Heroes:

+ my father
+ my mother
+ strong, independent women
+ olivia munn
+ bon scott
+ angus young
+ rachel ray
+ tina fey
+ johhny knoxville
+ female rockers
+ independent artists

My Blog

cancer.

I'm over cancer, so much you couldn't even imagine. I've never personally had to physically battle with it myself - but I've watched too many people I love deal with it. Some are still with us and I p...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 10:26:00 PST

friends.

I wanted to take this time to thank all of you - my friends, loved ones and those I consider the family I've chosen for myself. THANK YOU for your support, kind words, your calls your cards, your wis...
Posted by kelly on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

Marjorie Lucille

Today would have been my mother's 64th birthday. First off she'd be pissed that I just told the world how many years young she was, but then she'd be happy that I remembered the date. I am so sad that...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 08:49:00 PST

amazing.

My mother always loved Willie Nelson. Today I stumbled across this song. I love Willie, he’s an amazing song writer, I’m not sure if he wrote this, apparently Kris Kristofferson sang it as...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:34:00 PST

Memorial Services.

Please pass this on to whom ever may be asking or wanting information etc. I am exhausted and getting ready to pack to head to NC tomorrow AM with Mike and June. Thankfully my dad will be joining me n...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:02:00 PST

good-bye.

Good-bye (Kelly’s Song) - Alabama Before I fly and wave goodbye I say to you "Days with you are the best years of my life" But if I don’t see you anymore Keep my words safely stored And I&...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 11:55:00 PST

childhood is calling....

I’ve been dealing with a lot of what I’d like to call "growing up" stress lately. So have some of my friends. Saying good-bye too soon to people you never thought you’d have to, as w...
Posted by kelly on Thu, 03 Apr 2008 05:23:00 PST

Ive had enough...

For the time being there will be no details to this blog. It’s too much for me to process right now and I’m really not ready to discuss everything openly with everyone.I’ve had enoug...
Posted by kelly on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 02:59:00 PST

life is too short... Rest In Peace Larry.

Life is too short to hold on to anger, regret, pain, etc. If you love someone, tell them, if you want to make-up with someone, do it, because you might not have tomorrow. I spent too long holding on t...
Posted by kelly on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 07:29:00 PST

Anniversary Love.

In honor of my and Mike's 3 year Anniversary I thought I'd repost this adorable bulletin that my girl Lauren posted... it's too sweet not to share the love!Mike is the best thing that's ever happened ...
Posted by kelly on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 02:33:00 PST