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MIKE HAMMER

im in love with a porn bot

About Me

i am one half of the group porno investigators. my partner in crime is magnum p.i. we started on the album around 08.2006. our producer eldiablo is a god damn genius. we should be done with the album here real soon. so all of this on here now is some preparation work to start the buzz. our sound thanks to eldiablo is hip-hop, but its all stages of hip-hop new school, old school, and space age all rapped up in a fuk ball package. our approach to the music world should be quite refreshing to those who are tired of the same old shit. so we are left-field, with a concept album called the.........Porno Investigators.
You have been marked on my profile map!
to whom it may concern,
forget everything i said, this album will probably never get done. magnum is a full blown alcoholic with a full time job. so the p.i.'s are on hold until further notice. maybe mike hammer should go solo. its an idea? then the name would be porno investigator not investigators. not as much zazz, only partial zazz. and you know you need as much zazz as possible. does anybody even read this fukin shit. no audio up i know. maybe i'll pull something out of my ass pre lubricated so i can ear fuk you into submission. i spent so much damn time making these beats, i had to sit through countless hours of porn to get samples, and now i will never be the same. it would be a shame to let all of it go to waste. its pretty much fun time party music. so if anybody reads this and give a half of fuk, click on magnums pic down there and tell him he's a drunk dumbass and he needs to get to work.
peace out bitches,
eldiablo
in the meantime you can check this out---

My Interests

women and money or money and women whoever comes first!

I'd like to meet:

montel from digital playground. "FUK MONTEL"

Movies:

porn, gotta give it up to the digital playground crew!

Books:

adult magazines

Heroes:

women who i have had sex with, i love all of you!!

My Blog

case of the biting spider

  to start this story out, i will begin to tell you about my friends girlfriend and how much she complained about how boring her bf was in bed. so after about the hundredth time or so i told...
Posted by MIKE HAMMER on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 07:44:00 PST

case of the fake blunt

    i was quite younger when this happened. i will start the story off with me and a few friends getting smoked on the way to a party. this party was kegger at a shelter house at some w...
Posted by MIKE HAMMER on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 06:36:00 PST

case of the drunken bar floozy version 1

i started of my day like any other, enjoyed the trees breathed in fresh air. and because of the previous acts i do not remember the remaining functions of this particular day, but this story.  &...
Posted by MIKE HAMMER on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:15:00 PST