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Jonny G

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About Me

Me... I am quiet around people I don't know at first, but once I figure them out I open up, and at times probably act a little too crazy. I am married to Andi, who I've been with since high school and if there ever was a person for me, she is that person. I have two sons, Joey who is 8 years old, and Evan who is 6 months old. I hope that I can be the best husband and dad possible for my wife and kids. I don't call my parents nearly enough and tell them I love them. I don't try hard enough to keep in touch with old friends and usually end up losing them. I can see right through someone who is trying to be something they are not, and wish others could see this too. I try my best to not be judgmental of others but find it hard at times. I try not to listen to what others say about someone and form my own opinion after being around them myself. I really could care less about what anybody thinks of me, unless it is a close friend or family member. I always try to lend a helping hand if I can, even if the person doesn't know it was me. I like things to be clean and organized, but they rarely are. I try every day to be a better person than I was the day before, and try to be a friend to everyone I meet. Here are some things I like to do... laugh, make people laugh by being an idiot, make goofy movies where I am all of the characters, going into the woods and sitting or walking around for hours at a time, building Halloween props, landscaping, learning new things, playing drums, fixing things myself, putting things off until the last possible second, food, building other things...

My Interests




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drums, nature, Halloween, adventures, old stuff, food, buried treasure, jokes, music, cars, history, hunting, fishing, guns, bigfoot, u.f.o.'s, taking things apart and putting them back together again (hopefully with no extra parts left over), survival skills, most anything that most people find strange or unusual, spending time with family and friends, spending time alone, and a lot of other stuff.Some of my dislikes are: racism, ignorant people, bad drivers, "drama", people who believe everything they hear no matter what the source, double standards, jealousy, wanna be gangsters, gangsters, people who think that you want to hear everything they are saying while talking on their cell phone in public places, people who cannot be themselves, liars, loud people in the movie theater, dust, cheaters, taxes, bills, thieves, hypocrites, little cars that sound like airplanes and the drivers of them who think that just because they put on a loud muffler they have a "race car", long lines, people who think they are better than other people, "clutter", cry babies, whiners, people who are only happy when they are unhappy, people who get satisfaction out of telling on other people. I think that covers most of it, haha.

This is kind of sad. Legend of the Scarecrow.

I'd like to meet:

Sasquatch, an alien, a chupacabra, the abominable snowman, the loch ness monster, and a ghost, just so I would know if they are real or not, and this guy

Music:

Just about everything, usually the heavier the better. If it scares old people and little kids, I probably like it. Some of my favorites are rage against the machine, korn (older stuff), gwar, arch enemy, gorillaz, tool, andi graham, weezer, the police, lamb of god, sonic youth, smashing pumpkins, beck, d.c. talk, black sabbath, system of a down, jimmy hendrix, led zepplin, snoop dogg, eric clapton, foo fighters, nirvana, notorious b.i.g., slipknot, megadeth, primus, mudvayne, old metallica, ac-dc, weird al, shadows fall, ludacris, pantera, alice in chains, hank williams jr., dr. dre, dave matthews band, red hot chili peppers, the beastie boys, guns and roses, n.w.a., motley crue, u2, rancid, godsmack, pennywise, and I'm sure there are some others I cannot remember right now.

Movies:

Mostly Horror, Comedy, War/Military Movies and Historical movies. Some of my favorites are: Office Space, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, Star Wars, Sling Blade, Dirty Work, Super Troopers, Road Trip, Freddy Got Fingered, Club Dread, Saving Silverman, Shallow Hal, Not Another Teen Movie, Gladiator, Meet the Spartans, Black Hawk Down, We Were Soldiers, Saving Private Ryan, Sleepy Hollow, Pulp Fiction, The Day the Earth Stood Still, Dawn of the Dead, 28 Days Later, Shawn of the Dead, James Bond Movies, Old School, Dumb and Dumber, Austin Powers movies, Crash, Saw 1 2 3 & 4, The Patriot, The Passion of the Christ, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Texas Chainsaw Massacres, Friday the 13th's, UHF, The Family Man, Scary Movie 1,2,3, and 4, Big Daddy, Superbad, All the National Lampoon's Vacation movies, and many many more...

Television:

I usually watch the History Channel, Chiller, Discovery Channel or Comedy Central, or any of the following shows: Most Extreme Elimination Challenge, The Unbeatable Banzuke, A Haunting, Reno 911, Mad TV, Man Vs. Wild, Tales from the Crypt, Twilight Zone, The Dave Ramsey Show, Monster Quest, any show about UFO's, Bigfoot, that type of thing.

Books:

Mostly school books right now. I also like books on personal finance, how-to books, nature books, ghosts of Virginia, history books, and some books that are about military stuff.

Heroes:

Those who believe and do what they know is the right thing, no matter what everybody else is doing. Almost every person serving in our military. People who volunteer their time to help others. The cops who are out risking their lives every day to protect our lives (the ones who actually work the streets and catch bad guys, not the one who wrote your grandma a speeding ticket... if you are a cop and reading this, you will know the ones I am talking about).
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My Fascination With Halloween

My fascination with Halloween started at an early age, and has continued to this day.  I can remember looking forward to it all year, and still remember the houses who actually put forth some eff...
Posted by Jonny G on Sat, 17 May 2008 07:41:00 PST