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About Me

I am really trying not to drink because I suck at it. I don't smoke. I don't drug. I dance without realizing it when i eat food Im excited about. I wiggle my feet constantly. My bicycles make me happiest. I laugh easily and often. Cranky. I love bruises. Some of the best conversations Ive ever had were outloud to myself. "Barefoot in the Park" is my favorite movie. I don't want babies. I drink iced or hot tea every single day with no sugar, no exceptions. Attracted to people who enjoy their life as loudly, brazenly and unapologetically as possible. I can shoot a gun better than you. I say "Meow?..." randomly, even when I don't mean to. Im fucking passionate about life and it shows.

My Interests

Blushing. Tattoos. My Bicycles! Piercings. Bruises. Slacklines. Soccer. Knuckles. Laughing until I can't stand up. Meeting people that will join me in laughing until we both can't stand up. Baseball. Wednesdays. Hiking. Sinners. Dirt.

I'd like to meet:

Stephen Colbert. Shane McGowan. Clint Eastwood. Oooh! and Chris Isaak. Yeahh..

Music:

Oh. God yes. Passionately..just ask.

Movies:

I'm a total sucker for spagetti westerns and mob movies.

Television:

I always say, "ewwww!" here but admittedly I'll watch the hell out of Discovery and The History Channel if its on at your house. Alfred Hitchcock Presents gets my attention too.

Books:

Ray Bradbury (name a title, I absolutely love it.), "The Diary of Adam and Eve"- Mark Twain "Four Quarters of the Orange"-Joanne Harris "The Rum Diary"-Hunter S. Thompson

Heroes:

www.hungerstrike81.com www.helpmarty.comSeriously. Check it out.

My Blog

Thanks for the laugh!

Sometimes Im not in the mood to be friendly. I love my job but ..hey, it happens. Its on these days when its all I can do to lift my lazy head and give you a "Hello!" and sound like I mean it th...
Posted by Not Your Jen on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:09:00 PST

Jacob Daniel Alden

My sister got her sonogram results today. Its a boy! Immediately my head is filled with images of my younger brother growing up and I realize thats why we both wanted "it" to be a boy so much. On the ...
Posted by Not Your Jen on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:01:00 PST

Enough is enough.

Darlin, you're beautiful and everyone knows it. But please take your tits and ass off of myspace. Seriously. I don't know how many different ways I can say it... Love, Je...
Posted by Not Your Jen on Wed, 27 Dec 2006 02:04:00 PST