and the oracle said: heidi montag, you will be the laughing stock of the world

i mean, if you thought britney spears or lindsay lohan were bad, then you've got to see this.for the record, i like the two of them, but this bitch is pathetic.this just goes to show how fake and mone...
Posted by willgasm™ on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST

jk

that bulletin i posted about me going to california tomorrow was bullshit.   but i do start working at rainforest cafe tomorrow, which should be mildly entertaining...i mean, i can't expect too m...
Posted by willgasm™ on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 07:25:00 PST

Presidential Election 2008 yo!

77% Bill Richardson74% Barack Obama74% John Edwards70% Hillary Clinton66% Chris Dodd61% Joe Biden61% Mike Gravel56% Dennis Kucinich51% Rudy Giuliani49% John McCain47% Mike Huckabee40% Tom Tancredo39% ...
Posted by willgasm™ on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 12:20:00 PST

Katrina....you fucking bitch

we've been all over new orleans and a few other cities i've lived in... it's just awful. you can still see the water lines in light poles, houses i've lived in and restaurants and a boardwalk my siste...
Posted by willgasm™ on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 10:40:00 PST

go fuck yourself.

hahaha i love it when people act ridiculous. it reminds me of when my stepmom sat on the kitchen floor for hours because of all the alcohol and pills she consumed. that was a fun night. oh and also..i...
Posted by willgasm™ on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 03:47:00 PST

Apparently I’ve been tagged...

So, let's see..since I don't have any secrets, I'll probably just say things you all know already. Or maybe not. 1. I have an affinity for doing drugs. 2. I am definitely an alcoholic. 3. I would do a...
Posted by willgasm™ on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:24:00 PST

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"Also, drama with in the last few weeks. I'm so tired of it! People fuck up and make mistakes, it's life! There is something called a second chance! I wish all of my friends/old friends would just be ...
Posted by willgasm™ on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 09:46:00 PST