I took exception to your recent acts. It was brain-damaged, mind-numbing and demented.I recommend that you consume excrement, get a gun and shoot yourself, get a life or grow up. In conclusion, why don't you go away and play Russian roulette with all chambers fully-loaded?You are so boring that you can't even entertain a doubt.Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years old before you learned how to wave goodbye!
Your so stupid it took you two hours to watch 60 Minutes!Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING-----------------------------------------------------
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You are physically repulsive, intellectually retarded, you're morally reprehensible, vulgar, insensitive, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor and you smell. You're not even interesting enough to make me sick.
I'd like to meet:
Someone with the same interests(no psychos please or Drama Queens, Halfwits, Fuckwits or Workaholics) I can't stand fake people, or wannabes (pull up your pants!)Girls who follow coverbands everywhere and treat them like real rockstars. Hey dont get me wrong I know alot of guys and girls in coverbands that are awesome musicians and entertainers, and good people to boot, but comeon now get a life.Party like a Rockstar, Play like a Allstar. Live like a Movie star, and FUCK like a Pornstar!!!!People who know how to have a good time, people who can handle their liquor (Learn how to live in the drinking world please, this means stop trying to fight, or stop being a slut, and for godsakes stop trying to blame your mistakes and actions on Alcohol! I believe in this truly, they say alcohol turns people into assholes. Nooo I believe the person was an asshole to begin with, the alcohol just revealed the real person inside.Know your limit with drinking and go just a little bit over the limit. I'm a good drinker, I don't try to fight, I don't cry, I just get kinda of loud, sentimental,smiley and I like to sing.Champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends.
Music:
I love all kinds (I'm a DJ for Christsakes!!) Frank Sinatra, U2 ,Lenny Kravitz, Matchbox 20, Singer/songwriter stuff, Prince, Queen, Some Metal, Classical, Louis Prima, Bobby Darin, Metallica, Ron Zombie, Rob Thomas, Primus,Ben Folds,Billy Joel,Beck, Black Crowes, Guns & Roses, Tom Waits,Josh Groban, Howie Day, Tori Amos, Jewel, Annie Lennox, Sade, Duncan SHeik, Elvis, Elvis Costello, James Blunt, David Grey, Danny Elfman, Bad Company, Maroon 5,.. width="425" height="350" ..
Movies:
80's Teen Comedies (Bueller , Bueller) , Fight Club, Garden State, The Godfather, Dazed and Confused,Halloween, The Exorcist, Any Kevin Smith Film ( Snootch to the Ga-Nootch), too many to list really!Ughh!! Christmas Story,, Princess Bride, Dawn of the Dead, Boondock Saints,The Lost Boys, FALL, Bridget Jones Diary, Fearless, The Contender, Witness for the Prosecution,Stand by Me Poolhall Junkies,Beautiful Girls,Say Anything,Friday, Carlito's Way, Three Kings,Super Troopers, Office Space,Star Wars (original 3) Shaun of the Dead, The Gift,Pretty in Pink, Some kind of Wonderful, Better Off Dead, One Crazy Summer .... More to come later. Batman Begins, Donnie Darko, Casino, Hostile, Sixteen Candles, Fear and Loathing, Pirates of the Carribean,, The Godfather, Talldega Night, Just Friends, Clerks 2
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Television:
Not much since Friends and Seinfeld are gone! Family Guy, Aqua Teen Strike Force, The British Coupling,Surreal Life, The Simpsons (of course) , Now I'm Addicted to Lost anyone have copies of the New Season?
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Books:
I actually don't read as much as I use to and thats real disapointing. I just got Silent Bob Speaks for xmas. I like Stephen King, Shakespeare, Chuck Paluchink (Fight Club), my mom buys me the Harry Potter Books (she thinks I'm still 12 I guess) but I haven't read them yet (don't think I will either). I like Elmore Leonard ( Get Shorty, Out of Sight) and James Ellroy ( L.A. Confidential, Black Dahila)
Heroes:
My Mom for raising this Fat Bastard!!!! US Soldiers for putting there lives on the line for freedom.The picture below was taken over the summer, on a large field for one week, one flag was placed in the ground for every American who was killed in a terrorist attack. These are our heroes!Your results:
You are Superman Superman 90% Iron Man 85% Spider-Man 75% Hulk 75% Green Lantern 65% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% Batman 60% Supergirl 50% Wonder Woman 45% The Flash 40% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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