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Justin

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About Me

I'm a 29 year old, impatient, foul mouthed, chain smoking sexual deviant. I eat poorly, cannot dance particularly well, and have a shitty wardrobe. I am a cable technician, who owns his owns business (Watershed Media Group). I am also head over heels in love with the girl of my dreams (the lovely and notorious Heather Mae). So I guess you could say I have everything. I hate the wintertime, but I will never wear shorts in the summer or any other time. I like some of almost every type of music. Except Christian rock. It is contrived bullshit. I hate the FCC. I hate celebrities. I do not enjoy grandstanding or preaching of any sort. Most people who preach the loudest are the vilest of creatures and complete hypocrites. I think despite being co-opted by hypocrites and liars, Jesus was a pretty cool guy. So was Nietzsche. Darwin was right, except in the case of our President, whose brain was apparently stillborn, while the rest of him ruins our lives. Eggplants are weird looking and taste crummy unless you cover them with cheese and sauce. Then I enjoy them. I wish I could read minds. But that would make life less mysterious, and challenging. I wish I had a 67' Cadillac Coupe Deville convertible. A white one, so I could spray paint it flat black. I need time alone sometimes. I need to be broken down, humiliated and rebooted occasionally. I need a haircut. I love the chaos that is life, infinity, and madness. I just wish I could understand them. But I'm probably better off not knowing. I hate typing this shit up.. The End

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My Interests

vintage drums, classic cars, motorcycles, soviet propaganda art, pinups, fetish pinups, latex, bdsm, various forms of music, tattoos, reading the news, bitching about the news, toppling reigmes, travel, tramps, toilet paper, old stuff (radios, tv's, toasters, phones, etc.), using spray starch as hairspray in a pinch, electricity, rocking shows with my cock exposed, anything apple, pondering existence, breaking and fixing things, women who are more intelligent/powerful than me (that's most of em), eternal life, dominatrixes, sleeping, creation, diners, sex, elvis, earlobes, entropy, honey mustard and the House of Chen at 3AM, Opie and Anthony, Fuck Howard Stern.

I'd like to meet:


Anyone who is an individual. I don't care if your favorite band in the world is the Carpenters. People who make up their own minds and stick to their guns are the only people I respect. So I'd like to meet some genuine individuals.

Music:

the Beatles, Social Distortion, Bad Religion, Desoto Jones, Steely Dan, Rolling Stones, MC5, David Bowie, Iggy Pop, Hot Water Music, John Coltrane, Frank Sinatra, Elvis (both of them), the Cars, morphine, Nada Surf, Urge Overkill, Tool, Ministry, Stray Cats, Johnny Cash, Old 97's, Pantera, Pavement, Peter Gabriel, Primus, Prince, Quicksand, Radiohead, Refused, Rocket from the Crypt, Eddie Cochran, Seals and Crofts, Superdrag, Beastie Boys, the Who, the Futureheads, the Mars Volta, the Police, Failure, U2, Van Halen, Black Flag, Bauhaus, Bruce Springsteen, Nina Simone, Jeff Buckley, Slayer, A Tribe Called Quest, AC/DC, Al Green, GNR, At the Drive In, Rage Against the Machine, Marvin Gaye, NERD, Blinker the Star, Bouncing Souls, Burning Airlines, Jawbox, Shudder to Think, Chicago, Cave In, Coldplay, Curtis Mayfield, Ella Fitzgerald, the Hollies, Depeche Mode, Dropkick Murphys, Faith No More, Foo Fighters, Fugazi, Fu Manchu, Glassjaw, H.I.M, Helmet, Hum, Handsome, Interpol, INXS, Jason Falkner, Kid Dynamite, Led Zeppelin, Cheap Trick, Sweet, a bunch of different shit..

Movies:

anything Kubrick, anything starring Bill Murray, anything by the Coen brothers, Logan's Run, Tron, the Dark Crystal, Blade Runner, Labyrinth, Legend, all that sci-fi or fantasy 70-80's shit. Suspense stuff, the Usual Suspects, Mysteries, ..ective stuff, LOTR, Star Wars (not the new garbage), Indiana Jones all that big budget shit from when I was a kid. Blues Brothers, Spinal Tap (anything Christopher Guest does is genius), cheesy B-grade horror shit (check out "Motel Hell" so cheesy, so great). anything Tim Burton, especially Ed Wood and Edward Scissorhands. Anything by Troma. Pee Wee. The Fifth Element. 12 Monkeys. Just about anything.. except Romantic comedies, they are cancer for society..

Television:

I am completely addicted to the Discovery channel. I think it is the single greatest thing in the world. It's mostly become metal shop and choppers and the occasional show with explosions and shit. Cool. I miss Mr. Show with all my heart. I wish HBO would have kept it around, yet they chose to continue Arliss instead.. Fuckin jerks.. The Simpsons even as it is in decline is still some of the most clever TV out there. Can't go wrong with Seinfeld re-runs. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Bill Maher. Aqua Teen. Actually most of adult swim. I actually don't watch that much TV. But this is the stuff I like when it's on.

Books:

The last book I read was Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenence by Robert Pirsig. It was fucking awesome. I'm just finishing Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, it has been amazing so far, and changed alot of my outlook on the world.

Heroes:

My Dad and Elvis Presley.

My Blog

Things are differnet now..

So most of you who are reading this know all of the changes I've gone through in the last 6 months. I am completely in love. Heather Mae is the person who makes me smile, fight harder for the things...
Posted by Justin on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 08:02:00 PST

Some random shit I wrote at 5:30 AM

COFFEE This is a cruel world Fighting to live Everyday A constant struggle avoiding the jaws of discontent and material love Seduced by synthetic faith And a five dollar cup of coffee BE...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Women- more confusing than Scrabble in Arabic

In my last post, I was pretty optimistic. This is the aftermath of optimism.. Women, they make no fucking sense. You bitch and moan about men and their lack of commitment, romance, intelligen...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The New Year and Starting Over

Well, I just got back from Key West. I left behind palm trees, 80 degree temperatures, and a feeeling of complete freedom to return to New Jersey. I don't know how many more times I'm going to be abl...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where to Start???

Well, I leave in 11 days for Key West. I can't wait. I'm telling you, if you haven't had the chance to go, you should definitely find a way to make it down there at least once. It's probably the mo...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Love, Life, Deja Vu and the power of the Beatles

It's been a few weeks since I last wrote. I basically write these things for my own mental health so I apologize if they're not particularly interesting. I really needed to spit some of this shit ou...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drunken republican idiots/zealots with poor music taste subsidize my life

Here again with the update on my weekend... Exciting as always.. And the only time I ever leave the fucking house.. (I suck.) Friday night I played Maddie's in Malvern, PA. Great club. Owner t...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My week was marginally better than castration..

It wasn't so bad. I had threee shows. I played Finnegans on Friday, alot of my friends showed up. There were alot of annoying drunk girls there. The sound guy seemed to have a problem with us and ...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this is pain worse than anything i can imagine

My girlfriend, Rebekah, died in a car wreck early Sunday morning. I can't eat, I can't sleep, I walk like I'm in slow motion and I cry just about every 5 minutes. I loved her more than life itself a...
Posted by Justin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST