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About Me

I'm a retired astronaut from Rio De Janiero who lives by the motto "If you want to have fun in this world then you have to make your own." My hobbies include but are by no means limited to: Hilarity, binge drinking and pony rides, sometimes all at the same time. I'm bad at poker but good in bed and the only one thing I'll ever claim to know for certain in this whole damn universe is this: When you settle for less, you get less. Every time. No exceptions. When I'm not wandering around the country sleeping on my friends couches, you can usually find me at the Best Western singing karaoke or in my office working on the latest episode of my imaginary sitcom called Koberville. It's about a Gen-X poet and his quirky nieghborhood. And it explores the finer points of hilarity and examines the process and motivations underlying modern day american slackerism. Seventeen magazine calls it "Sassy" and "Brave". I'm also working a cookbook with my attorney and personal trainer Senor Fuzzlebottom. It's a recipe collection of 10 minute kosher meals for vegan dogs and it should be in stores by the end of 2012. My turn-ons include: wearing my swim trunks year round, people who tell the truth, and intelligent women who like to party. My turn-offs include: the status quo, greed, and petty bullshit. Overall I consider myself to be "totally awesome", but I'll only ever promise you "really,really good". Everything else is just a bonus.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Baby Suri. Marie Grace. spaghetti.

My Blog

I am the runner.........

One of my jobs is at a theater. the rialto in Tucson. I am the runner. I run around town shopping and doing errands for rockstars and tour managers. I drive them to the hotel. The post office. The air...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 12:47:00 PST

vintage spacefish.........

Here is some ridiculous footage of my former band SPACEFISH recorded live at Plush in tucson, AZ in 2004. Possibly even 2003. I'm not sure. My time with this band was all one big hilarious blur. that ...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 01:37:00 PST

story of my life.......

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Posted by codenamedemetri on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 05:51:00 PST

I can turn your dog into anything you want for the low price of only $1,289.99

Well, I finally did it! I quit my lecturing job at Cornell and dedicated myself to my greatest passion and artistic gift. DOG ART! Yep! that's right! And for a reasonable price I can help you immortal...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 01:27:00 PST

Gallery of Friends.....(art show)

Hey everyone! Lately I've been cutting and pasting together some art work that glorifies my friends. Almost all of it is composed of material that I have either found online or that has been submitted...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 01:50:00 PST

action tan and summer of swim......

Well, it's been a great summer and I have the tan to prove it. Despite the long hot days of a traveless summer in Arizona, Some sad family events, and a bank account so low and defeated it should have...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 06:13:00 PST

jewelry, jackrabbits, all day orgasms and Long John Silver's.....(A Guide To Sex)

Every once in a while you run across something that just totally blows your fucking mind. This is what blew my mind the other day.....It is so weird and awesome I had to put it here for anyone who dar...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Mon, 28 May 2007 01:07:00 PST

How To Rock....................(a users manual for kicking some serious ass!)

So you want to know how to rock?... Well, check it out . this is how we do it. first you fly your boy Ozlo out from Hot-lanta. Then you parade him out around the town for a couple of days until them b...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 08:32:00 PST

It's good to be home...........

Damn y'all. Let me tell you something. It feels really good to be home.
Posted by codenamedemetri on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:01:00 PST

Touching down in the west...................(FLAGSTAFF)

Wow! It's great to be back in the west! I drove from Tulsa to Santa Fe two nights ago for a one one night stand with my boy Jimmy the Carrot. He took me on a drinkers tour of old town Santa Fe and w...
Posted by codenamedemetri on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 05:52:00 PST