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Nicole

Fuck the old, and some day the new.

About Me

Love just about every kind of food on the planet, hope to find just some friends here. And I like to have fun and laugh as just about every other person on the earth does. I'm known for being short.

My Interests

FOOD! Heh, but that's not all, I love to play softball, and I also like to read, which might sound dorky, but wait, it gets worse, I love tp play video games, anything with a controller will keep me well entertained from a week to three months. But besides all that I comedy, such comedians like Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Mitch Hedgberg (R.I.P), Dmetri Martin, Stephen Lynch, Conan O'brien, Olde Enlglish Sketch Comedy, and Pablo Fransisco.

I'd like to meet:

I'm looking to meet new people. I want to learn different people's perspective on life. Someone who doesn't mind silence once in a while. Someone who's open and not afraid to admit things or answer questions. Someone who can take a joke and can make a joke.

Music:

Most of all Queen! And of corse all the good stuff (i.e. The Beatles, The Doors, The Eagles, Santana, Aerosmith, Chicago, Beastie Boys, Pink Floyd, Frank Sinatra, Kevin Spacey, Marilyn Manson, Cake, The Shins, Ween....)The list goes on and on.

Movies:

I like movies a lot.I've fallen in l-o-v-e with Ned Kelly.Spiral (Dane Cook film everyone with eyes should watch.)Garden State, The Ref, About Schmidt, Big Fish, Waking Ned Divine, The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.Gorilla Warfare KICKS SO MUCH ASS!!!! Buy it.

Television:

Anything on Comedy CentralFamily Guy, Tom Goes to The Mayor, The Simpsons, And American Dad.Growing Up Gotti is a guilty pleasure of mine.The Daily Show for sure.LATE NIGHT WITH CONAN O'BRIEN. hells yea.Seinfeild rocks in a 90's way.

Books:

I love books. I've read and liked His Dark Materials trilogy which were the most best books!Harry Potter (duh).Odd Thomas was really well written.

Heroes:

The Cast if Olde English.... they are the most talented people I've ever heard of.Cast List: David Segal Adam Janos Ben Popik Caleb Bark Adam Conover Hana Scott-Suhrstedt Jesse Novack Joel Clark Raizin Bob-Waksberg Tavit Geudelekian Jon Dame Shira Sandler Suzanne Richardson

My Blog

Why God Hates You

why guys like kissing Body: why guys like kissingSAY THIS SLOWLY:Jesus---------------I----------------REALIZE--------- ----------I----------------------AM----------------------A-- ------------------...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 09:39:00 PST

Just eat my heart out right now, Nintendo!

They moved Twilight Princess back yet again. To October. They already pushed it back twice! How many new features are they adding? I mean why not just never ever release it and keep on adding all the ...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 04:29:00 PST

The misdeeds and rabelrousings of a man named Adolf

Subject: i got expelled from pope high school Body: lol gotcha try this,??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????...
Posted by Nicole on Sat, 12 Nov 2005 06:42:00 PST

What? Another POST on the BULLETIN BOARD?

Body: A Teenage Guy and Teenage Girl have been dating for 4 or 5 months and they are in his bedroom on the bed making out....guy:pulls away from kissinggirl:stares at himguy:"We should do something."g...
Posted by Nicole on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 04:22:00 PST

There's a first time for everything, right?

News everyone, news. I've gotten into my first car collision! Yeah, Sunday. So, I was in the church parking lot and I was attempting to back of the space when I found out suddenly that you have to tu...
Posted by Nicole on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 05:52:00 PST

Party at my house?

PARTY AT MY HOUSE!!! Body: SAY THIS SLOWLY: Jesus----I----Love----U-----and----I----Need----- U-----repost this within 5minutes and make the title PARTY AT MY HOUSE! and a miracle will happen toni...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Exhibition Post

So, as you might have noticed, I haven't updated my myspace in a few of weeks. It's not because I don't care (well, not entirely because I don't care) it's just that I've been super busy and for...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sex Ed

I just recently completed Driver's Ed. A thought occured to me.... you know how in driver's ed you can take the car out and drive around and practice driving right? Well why can't you do something sim...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today is a day.

So I graduated Driver's Ed today. Certificate and fuckin everything. Yay. Only one month and four days until Retaliation comes out. It's going to be pure sex. Also, pretty soon I'll be getting the 6th...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Happy Anniversary

Jesus, it's been like a year since my last entry. What the fuck happend? Well a lot. A WHOLE LOT. But I won't bore you. I update a whole lot more frequently (not annualy) on my Xanga....Progumybrpack...
Posted by Nicole on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST