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+ZellaTron the Wifey+

I'm just a little misdiagnosed.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

10 THiNGS

1. Weight is NOT a conversation topic.
2. We're ALL created equal. Every single one of us.
3. I have a 3 strikes rule.
4. I prefer pocket knives over pedicures.
5. I don't see why a disease or illness would be funny. Unless the person has been through it and can look the disease in the face and laugh at it.
6. I have my own blender container at Starbucks :)
7. My cat has a tendency to sit on my phone. Thanks to her, I miss a lot of phone calls.
8. I'll be 25 this year. Oh wow.
9. I believe in kharma.
10. I find people a lot more interesting when they can come up with an odd topic, a topic that makes you think or a silly topic that makes people laugh. I don't want to hear about how so and so needs to lose weight or how someone is too bony or too flabby. I've been hearing so much of that lately, I'm beginning to feel like I work at Weight Watchers. Honestly, everyone should just be happy with how they look and stop worrying about what other people look like. Pllllleeeeease!

TALK TO ME
C R Y S T A L
aka
Z E L L A T R O N the W I F E Y

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Who? I'm the nerdy girl that lived
the Mormon life all through middle-school
and some of high-school.

Where? England and Germany. I'm screwed.

What? Female. No appendages here.
Just 1 autoimmune disease, 1 structural disease,
1 heart disease laden female.

How? Good question. I believe a stork was
involved.

When? Tomorrow. If you believe in tomorrow,
today wont seem so bad.

Why? Two adults in the early 80's thought
it was a good idea. Evidentially, I had
no say in the matter. I would have preferred to wait a little.

My Blog

A Firm DNR

In some ways I wish she would have passed away, perhaps sparing her from some of the pain and confusion that she will have to endure over the next few days, weeks or months. I wonder though if she fee...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 11:24:00 PST

Sexy Celiacs and NFCA

Food dreams and massive cravings aside, this Celiac Disease thing aint so bad. It just really forces me to think before I eat and it forces me to plan ahead. Two things I did need to learn regardless,...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 09:18:00 PST

Celiac Flier 2

Here is the second flier. Again, the same rules apply. Please put "I vote this one", if this is the flier you like. If you have any suggestions about this flier, please put those comments in this blog...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:21:00 PST

Celiac Flier 1

This is the first flier. If this is the one you like, please put a comment saying "I vote this one". If you prefer the other flier, put the comment under that blog. If you have any suggestions, please...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

New Idea - Old Disease

I don't consider myself a friend to food, I'm actually the complete opposite of the Gluten-Free Girl, I actually pretty much have detested food a majority of my life. I guess all those years spent wor...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 12:17:00 PST

It started with a

Reflections of .. the way life used to be..I've thoroughly burned my brain with every quadratic expression and polynomial I could possibly "put in lowest terms", "find" or "simplify". Which got me thi...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 01:57:00 PST

Breaking-up with Gluten

Recently, I've tried eating a Martha Stewart ad, attempted snorting a chocolate chip cookie and miserably failed at licking a TV commercial pastry. I'm not going to fight it anymore. I miss gluten. I ...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sat, 17 Nov 2007 10:33:00 PST

The Official Diagnosis.

At 4:45pm on June 8th, 2007 I was officially diagnosed with Celiac Disease.Finally, a diagnosis.. It's only been about 12 years worth of symptoms and 3 of those years have been REALLY intense. I am re...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 05:27:00 PST

There's a little light in the middle of the tunnel.

One word for Oahu: Amazing.North Shore @ Turtle Bay Resort. Quick Recap:*I like mango fruit drinks.*Kayaking and me are a very interesting combination.*The sunsets are gorgeous!*Being lei'd by the nat...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

The Test (a lot of reading)

"What do you mean I am not going to be sedated?" I ask, extremely surprised. "Well, it's not on our order here." The assistant proclaims. "That's really odd, being I requested it over and over agai...
Posted by +ZellaTron the Wifey+ on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 03:00:00 PST