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Trouble

If it wasn't for bad luck, I would have no luck at all ....

About Me

I love a good dyke ride. I don't like saying goodbye, and I'll avoid doing it if I can. If I wasn't a publicist, I'd be a weather girl ... or a stand-up comedian. Some people think I have a Jamaican accent, but it's actually VALLEY GIRL. I'm approximately 13 years old. Give or take 20 years. I'm more of a sitcom girl, not a full length feature. I have a serious addiction to seltzer water. I mean, it's a real problem. I'm the one your mother warned you about .... THE premiere party fluffer ... I'll make you hurt, in a good way ........ I wake up every morning early, like really early. Well I actually never sleep. ... i like bruises, scrapes, rope burns, and when your muscles hurt. .... AIM screenname: Trouble19thSt..Me and the ladies from 99 Powders, in 99 years, we'll still be rockin' it:

My Interests

biking, beaches, traveling, anyone who can keep up with me .... trapeze, rock climbing, Connect Four, jukeboxes, Mary Jane, Ben and Jerry, Skeeball, videogames, specifically, but not limited to Super Mario Bros, Miss Pacman, Star Wars, Dig Dug, .... and don't think I can't kick your ass at any of the above (well, except Skeeball)

I'd like to meet:

GOOD PEOPLE who respect and care about their friends. (Evil Assholes need not apply.) Joel McHale. Joakim Noah. Bad boys. Cowboys. A massage therapist who makes housecalls to 99 Powers. Someone who can cure the hiccups. Someone who can attach a breathalyzer NOT ONLY to my laptop, but also to my cell phone. Someone who wants to travel the world's beaches with me. Someone who can show me how to get past 6-3 in Vs. Super Mario Bros (the arcade edition). Billy Joe. Mike Patton. People who like to be outside and enjoy the sunshine, hiking, biking, camping ... people who like waking up early, and know that there's more to life than doing drugs, but there's nothing wrong with a little altered consciousness.

Music:

everything! classic rock, hip hop/r&b, house, and so on ... specificially: Jane's Addiction, Bad Religion, Social Distortion, Garbage, Guns & Roses, Mike Patton, Def Lepard, Belly, EMF, Green Day ....

Movies:

Better Off Dead; Very Bad Things; Lost in Translation; Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind; Fight Club, Friday, Who's That Girl, Mall Rats, Swingers, Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason; About A Boy; The Aviator; Requim For A Dream; Pi ....

Television:

Best Week Ever; The Soup; The Chelsea Handler Show; Family Guy; Drawn Together; Seinfeld; Arrested Development; My Name Is Earl (I just like the mustasche); Scrubs, That 70s Show; Curb Your Enthusiasm; Chappell

Books:

how about what I like to read? Well there are books: Unbearable Lightness of Being; A Million Little Pieces, and My Friend Leonard, by James Frey; Random Family, Adrian Nicole LeBlanc; A Scanner Darkly, by Philip K. Dick; Filth by Irvine Welsh; Cat's Meow by Melissa de la Cruz; The Devil Wears Prada; There Are No Children Here.then there are magazines: my new fav is New Scientist.and of course, newspapers: it's not hard to guess that I'm going to say The New York Times Science Section here. And of course, The New York Post.

Heroes:

Jerry Seinfeld. Larry David ... Tiffany Herndon. Trevor Campbell. Chelsea Handler. (Basically anyone who can consume more vodka than me and still function ...)

My Blog

Pix from Saturday's Under The Bridge!!

UnderTheBridgePix!
Posted by Trouble on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 06:41:00 PST

skip the bottled water ...

From your resident hippiewho is also admittedly a seltzer junkie there is a very interesting story about bottled water today in my new favorite section of the Times (ok, after the Science section...
Posted by Trouble on Wed, 30 May 2007 08:43:00 PST

the man, the myth, the legend: Philip K. Dick

In case you didn't already know, PKD is one of my (top 5?) heros ... if you need to brush up on your PKD trivia, NY Times offers an extensive chronology this week:http://www.nytimes.com/2007/05/06/boo...
Posted by Trouble on Fri, 11 May 2007 06:32:00 PST

So, you think you're in love, huh?

Well, the good folks at NY Times Science Section will explain away all of that Spring Fever/Spring love that you're feeling, in today's installment: Special Report-Desire ... don't miss it! http://ww...
Posted by Trouble on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 03:16:00 PST

WMC Pix!!!

Shawna's WMC Pics3/26/07  SHAWNA'S PICS Amanda's WMC Pics 2007 3/26/07  WMC 2007 ...
Posted by Trouble on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Breaks parties at WMC!!

These 2 parties at WMC are NOT TO BE MISSED!!!...
Posted by Trouble on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:45:00 PST

WMC Party Agenda!! Are you READY?!?!

Well, you KNEW that I would have a PARTY agenda for WMC, and here it is!  This is a TENTATIVE schedule, edited down from the full list ... of course, I'll do whatever the hell I feel like do...
Posted by Trouble on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:27:00 PST

Happy Freakin' Valentine's Day! NY Times: My Not-Even-Remotely-Funny Valentine

Some good stuff in this one: Ideas & Trends My Not-Even- Remotely-Funny Valentine     By KATE ZERNIKE IN Margaret Atwood's story "Hairball," the protagonist has just had a benign o...
Posted by Trouble on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 06:50:00 PST

Wow, humans even pollute heaven: NY Times Science Times

February 6, 2007 Orbiting Junk, Once a Nuisance, Is Now a Threat By WILLIAM J. BROAD Interactive Graphic Littered Skies For decades, space experts have worried that a speeding bit of orbital deb...
Posted by Trouble on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

B/c you like New Scientist, too: The K fix; best know as a club drug, ketamine seems so

..New Scientist January 20, 2007The K fix; Best known as a club drug, ketamine seems somehow able to jolt people out of severe depression. Maia Szalavitz investigatesBYLINE: Maia Szalavitz. Maia Szal...
Posted by Trouble on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 05:55:00 PST