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Former God of Berkeley

I am the exception to the if it bleeds, we can kill it Rule

About Me


Your Personality Is Like Acid
A bit wacky, you're very difficult to predict.
One moment you're in your own little happy universe...
And the next, you're on a bad trip to your own personal hell! What Drug Is Your Personality Like?
You Are 88% Evil
You're the most evil person you know.
The devil is even a little scared of you! How Evil Are You?
You Have OK Karma
You try to be a good person... well, sometimes you try!
While you are caring deep down, you don't always show it.
You're very focused on yourself, and others come second (if not third).
Which is fine, but don't expect others to focus on you. How's Your Karma?Well, Im a 23 year old Male from West London. I grew up mostly in a town near to where i live now, although i wouldnt call it a town its more of a slum or ghetto with a train station and a Co-op. luckily i escaped that, moved out quite young (my choice) and have been on my own feet for a while now, although i occasionally turn up on the doorstep having failed to get my key in the lock, sleeping like a baby on the cold damp mat.

Im 6ft exactly although i think im shrinking oh and im also 6 ft tall and weight approx 80 - 85lbs / 12.5 stone. I have three Tattoo's: Two Bats ( the animal kind not the baseball kind) and a little ant which was the Prodigy logo in the days of old.
I am bald most of the time, this is for the following reasons and not becuase of any hidden feelings about race or hitler or jews or something silly.etc etc, if you know me then this goes without saying.
The reasons are :
1) Because my hair is crap
2) Because I have a silver fox style grey hair effect above my ears.
3) Because its receiding so much im going to look like Kevin Spacey in 3 years.
I have all my fingers and toes, have had no surgery of any kind and am in a decent state of health. so if any doctors out there wanna bid for my kidneys step up, i'll use the money to buy a Wii from eBay.
I am a child of the 80s and am forever connected to the things of that time that mattered. Pacman , Space Invaders , David hasslehoff , Wargames , Flight of the Navigator , Innerspace , The Goonies, Commodore 64, a programming language called BASIC & Shell Suits (although i would be seen dead near one)
.I am single, I have been in love , i have felt broken hearted and i have survived. barely. my suggestion for a broken heart.... Go to Rome. Worked for me.
Adam sometimes likes to talk about himself in the third person. Adam has also narrated most of his morning before to his house mates. Adams house mates have the patience of saints.
I love video games but not so much that i dont meet women,
I love women but not so much that i ignore my friends,
I love my friends but not so much that i ignore my family,
I love my family but not so much that i should live in ohio or idaho. eww.
I have 1 Brother , 1 Sister & 1 Tarantula. they are all great.
I also have 3 sort-of Sisters but i consider them Full sisters because they are also very great. One is getting married this year in Amsterdam so that should be a great trip. I mean flight.
I like to stay up late and am a very short sleeper 4/5 hours tops ( this does not include lay in which can sometimes be anything up to and including 10-12 hours. yeah baby my bed is super comfy. like a cloud. but not as high.
I make big plans and have great ideas I dont do them. I kinda store them up for when the right time comes.
Oh im totally an anticipation junkie. i love to be kept waiting for things i really want. as long as the waiting is within my control. if not i get a bit werewolf like.
I send like a bujillion text messages because i like idle chatter
I would do anything for anyone if asked in the right way.
I care deeply and i struggle sometimes when things are not progressing as they should.
I cry at films, i never used to but something kinda snapped in my head once and now i get all emotionally involved with the characters. here are a few guaranteed tear jerkers for me::
Love Actually - When the blonde guys turns up on Keira Knightly's characters doorstep with the cue cards saying her loves her without agenda. -------- ;(
Love Actually - When the blonde guy secretly organises the live gospel for his best mates wedding. -------- ;(
Saving Private ryan - At the end where private ryan visits the Captains grave. -------- ;(
Requiem for a Dream - At the end when you feel like you want to die because of the fate of the characters. -------- ;(
Elephant - This one is about the Columbine high school massacre so its generally quite vivid and sad. -------- ;(
Million dollar baby - Where Clint Eastwood tells Hilary Swank what Mo Quiska means (my darling). -------- ;(
I dont believe in any set religion but i do have beliefs
I dont blame people for their beliefs but if they are different to mine then they are probably wrong.
I am one of those men that (despite his face) has a certain type of women im attracted to. I have a srange attraction to Brian Molko but i think thats becuase i want to be him, or at least i hope so, perhaps thats where im going wrong?.
My type (although this is not without negotiation) generally curvy im a hips kinda guy so thats always a good thing. i prefer dark hair to blonde but not fussed on colour too much its all in the length, one extreme to another either quite short bob-like or long. smiley women appeal and they have gotta be smart, i like to be wrong sometimes becuase a smug woman is a pretty woman. i also like my women to be short. this again is not set in stone becuase i have never been with a tall girl, so i have no basis for comparison... not that i remember.
I really like Quinne - One of the "Suicide Girls" she is very my type she kinda has some Thora birtch Qualities. Quinne however looks a lot like someone else i know, or used to know.
I do not like Chavs. i can cope with a bit of intergration there but there are some limits.
I do not like men who treat other women like shit, i do not like couples getting rough with each other and i strictly oppose any type of beating. you can throw stuff thats okay. im playing! i like a girl to be able to kick my arse keeps me on my toes.
I speak my mind sometimes to my disadvantage
sometimes i say stupid things for the sheer reaction..... i guess im like a social scientist. i like life complicated and will keep it that way untill im ready to settle.
My favourite toy ever bough for me was an etch a sketch.
the most sweetest thing a girl has ever done for me was surprise me with a gift. i go all soppy when im being cuted upon plus it was a PS2 with my favourite game. that was happy times..
I was once bought miniture heros because i (with help from others) defended a lass from a undeserved beating.
I have been shot with an air rifle, i have also snapped an airifle over my knee. it was the same rifle.
I have shot my closest mates with an air pistol, they have shot me back so this is kinda pointless mentioning.
I have romantic ideas all the time but usually no one to carry them out with. Valentines this year is going to be tricky. romance is a dying thing nowadays, i guess people just like sex a lot.
This one goes out to Sesh (to the tune of "SHAFT". ..."SESH, whos the man with the krispy Kremes who gets a gril by any means.. SESH... Damn right baby"
Im happy i was born and despite behaving sometimes like i dont deserve it. the have and will be more hiccups but im going to live a good life full of fun and enjoyment.. if i dont im going to punsih whoever has to look after me as an old man..
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My Interests

Ok, What do i like to do for fun?
Well making life as complicated as possible seems to be what im good at but that aside.
I like my buddies because they are awesome. I enjoys Gigs, Clubs, Holidays , Late Nights , Hangovers , The sunshine , The beach. Storms are good when indoors although i know of people who like to be caught in them.
I love having a laugh and making new mates, having bad memories of the night before is also a priority at least once a week. Getting tattooed is an amazing feeling, I have 3. soon to be more i hope.
I guess i kinda like everything everyone else likes which is dull as fuck so just to mix it up a little i also would like to be slapped during sex, just once, to see what its like. : )

I'd like to meet:



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I have met a few famous people over the last few years.. but i would most like to meet Thora Birtch. primarily becuase i love her and want hundreds of babies , a little cottage somewhere and a happily ever after story written about us.
I think i want to meet Quinne from the Suicide girls too. Same reasons as above i guess..:)I have met in no particular order::
Joss Stone , Keira Knightly , Nick Oliveri , Brian May , Kanye West , Lisa Snowden , Ulrika Johnsson , Keith Flint , Liam Howlett , Maxi Jazz , Pete (from big brother)(He likes the saw movies)..
The Chelsea First Team although, it was the opposite. THEY MET ME. (miserable bunch)
Would be nice for someone to say one day that they met me.. better work on my first impressions.i would also like to meet.. but not kidnap
Kevin Spacey (Actor)
Peter Stormare (Actor)
Quinne (The suicide Girl)
Brian Molko (Placebo)

Music:

I consider myself to be quite eklectic with my music tastes, I like a lot of very different bands that span a lot of genres.. however rap, hiphop & RnB i can appreciate them and understand why people like it. but to me its just a waste of electricity.. Except Cypress Hill. They Fuckin Rock.. Think of all the people in Texas not getting executed because of this wanton misuse of power.
The bands i like at the moment in no particular order are :
Prodigy , Tool , A Perfect Circle , Deftones , NIN , QOTSA , SOAD , Aphex Twin , Pendulum , Godhead , AFI , Biffy Clyro , Cursive , Manics , At the Drive In , The Mars Volta , The Pixies , Yeah yeah yeahs , Faithless , Stone Roses , Audioslave , REM , Cypress Hill , Rage Against the Machine , Muse , Killswitch engage, Shadows Fall , Pantera , Gossip , Explosions in the Sky , Placebo , Papa Roach (i know i know, but someone has to), The White Stripes (and again) , Pretty Girls Make Graves , Radiohead , Reel Big Fish , Smashing Pumpkins , Team Sleep & Rammstein
yeah so thats just to begin with except for the few "lesser know bands" I absolutely adore like Action and Action & The Psycheout Musicland Big Band..
Those boys know how to party. There are existing photographs. sealed away for all eternity.

Movies:


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I like a lot of movies so im not going to list them all but these are some of my favourites. Its also worth looking at the "about me section" for something about tear-jerkers if you care to know.
the films i am most into are:
Requiem for a dream , lost highway , elephant , fight club , American history X , Mulholland Drive , Flight of the Navigator , Tron , The life of David Gale , Usual suspects.
for those who care these are my favourite scenes until i can get the clips.
Requiem for a dream - the whole film is great but the most hard hitting feeling comes when the end credits roll, The film hits a low so astonishing you feel physically sick and deeply sorry for all the characters the music contains a classical string peice by The Kronos Quartet and is powerful in an epic way.
The Lost Highway - Definately lots of great scenes here but my favourite is Patricia Arquette stripping to the rather haunting yet beautifully sexy, Marilyn Manson cover of "I put a spell on you".
The whole soundtrack is pretty electrifying including NIN, David Bowie and Rammestein although primarily produced by Trent Reznor and Angelo Badalamenti.
Elephant - no favourite scene as such but an important one is wear the big black student who doesnt speak all film has just seen loads of his colleages get shot, he approaches the killer from behind and you truly want him to fuck the murdering bastard up, but just as he gets within reach the killer turns round and unloads on him at close range. such a powerful film as its based on the true events and the young actors involved are very realistic.
Fight Club - The end scene where the buildings all fall to the tune of "where is my mind" by the Pixies.
American History X - The basketball scene where Darek Vinyard ( Norton ) gets fouled by the black guy he later kills. they win the game and the court. its a good scene for lots of reasons but mainly because i have been fouled in a similar way. the outcome was different though i didnt racially murder anyone and i lost the game. lol.
Mulholland drive - When both women visit club silencio. very moving peice of opera that is all pre recorded and the players mime perfectly, very clever scene.
Flight of the navigator - The little alien dude alan gets to keep and take home to his family secretly.
Tron - the whole damn film, the lightcycles are the most memorable bit though.
The life of David Gale - This is about a guy falsly accused of murdering his colleague. best scene is right at the end where the not so obvious twist become apparant.
The usual suspects - Again, the end scene is the best , when Verbal Kint walks away, adjusts his limp , unfolds his crippled hand and disappears. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he doesnt exist.

My Blog

THE FRIDGE

who is my mystery fridge messenger?
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 04:32:00 PST

Cj and Dani : The Vactation

okay so. Im walking through uxbridge because one im very hungry and need nurishment and secondly becuase i have it on good autority that Cj and Danielle were wandering around. Yes they finally get ove...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

Wow and junk

Oh my god, got a message from someone who i never thought i would hear from again but secretly wished i would.
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 10:15:00 PST

OH meh... long since passed are the days of smiles and bunnies

Meh.. gotta stop wearing my heart on my forehead keep falling on it and getting all messy lol.
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Tue, 15 May 2007 06:58:00 PST

Another Boring update for those of you abroad.

Hey everybody/anybody/nodody Time for another update on things. Work is going well, have been on tender hooks since my sick leave so i have to be very carefull with myself, any more days of sick and i...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:58:00 PST

Update and last night

So, Where do i start, at the beginning i guess. Life is going pretty steadily forward toward the eventual day that i die, now that sounds morbid but there are some days when i feel it wont ever end, c...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Update and last night

So, Where do i start, at the beginning i guess. Life is going pretty steadily forward toward the eventual day that i die, now that sounds morbid but there are some days when i feel it wont ever end, c...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Update on stuff

As you probably all know we are splitting up the berkeley massive. We are all going our seperate ways however i feel im torn between staying locally or going back to the mothership (in leeds or scotla...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 11:38:00 PST

My lil Brosepher.

Everybody should add my lil bro as a friend www.myspace.com/fuckemotwats Because after examinging his profile in details it appears he is growing up to be a legend. Yay i have a mini me. If mom saw t...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 04:20:00 PST

Update and stuff

Hey Everyone. (as if many of you want to read this anyway) Well what is there to tell this week? Not a lot to be honest... except..... I sent a text message by accident to the wrong person completely ...
Posted by Former God of Berkeley on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 03:34:00 PST