I live in a little cave out in the wilderness where rabid potatoes teach me the ways of their mysterious religion SPUDISM. I also like long walks on the beach, punching myself in the balls until they're tender and whispering sweet nothings to pigeons, because they are so graceful and smelly, it is hard not to resist temptation of a stiff upper lip when beholding them. My Llama is half ripe, like a cockroach with no legs screaming out in agony. "Let my people go!!! LET MY PEOPLE GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"... is what you can hear them screaming as they lay on the decaying breast of a dog's fecal matter in the desert of certain humiliation. Sometimes, when I am asleep, i can feel a soft brushing up against my genitalia.. and when i awake, i realise the cat is licking my balls. It is, favourably, a blessing on my tender scrotum.I have been Jamie Kyriakides, jotting down random crap and making you believe it was something worth reading, thank you for wasting your time, and your mum's time, and your dad's time, and your brother's time, and your sister's time, and your dog's time, and your cat's time, and your hamster's time, and your fishes time, and your uncle's time, and your auntie's time, and your cousin's time, and your neice's time, and your nephew's time, and your grand dad's time, and your grandma's time, and i'm still making you waste your time by you still reading because i could just go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and isn't this just so much fun? By the by, if you would like to check out my band JasperKult, go here www.myspace.com/jasperkult And please also check out my other band The Skints www.myspace.com/theskintsuk..
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