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About Me

Not a whole lot, really: First of all- don't click this link... I am currently recording music for 4 projects. Check them out: My acoustic solo stuff , Xopher , and Etteragic Ekoms . I am married to music. Music has and will always be there. Music won't lie to me or cheat on me. No human will ever come between me and my music.I started playing piano in 1981, drums, trumpet and trombone in 1989 (yeah, I was a band geek-I still am, fuck you!), guitar in 1992, chapman stick in 1997, and bass guitar in February of 2005. I also have messed with cello, bandura, various flutes, mandolin, violin, lute, saxophone, sitar, and various types of percussion.Martial Arts: Started Tae Kwon Do in 1986, switched to Hakko Ryu Jujitsu and Shitto Ryu Karate in 1997, Switched to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, Muay Thai Kickboxing, Jeet Kune Do, and Wing Chun Kung Fu at Francis Fong Academy in 2001, took a couple years off to tour with Echovalve, and joined Knuckle Up in February 2007. I also work out 5-7 days a week just cuz it seems like a good thing to do while I'm waking up in the morning (afternoon).Between writing and playing music, fighting (as a sport-I am not a violent person), and working out, I tend to be pretty laid back and easygoing because I have these ways to release some aggression. Most of it comes out in my music, though. It beats getting fucked up and trying to kill everyone.Wheels: I love riding and working on motorcycles. What kind? The kind with two wheels, asshole! I had a few for a while, but I sold all of them but 1-my dream bike-a 1999 Harley-Davidson Night Train. I worked at Harley-Davidson dealerships and custom bike shops from '98 til early '05 before I went to full time "musician". After I sold all the other bikes, I bought one of my all time dream cars-a hearse. Keep your negative comments to yourself-you'll need a ride someday.If you want to know more, ask me. Just because im ugly and mean-looking doesn't mean I will bite you. OK, that's not entirely true, but if I do bite you, I promise not to let a single drop of blood go to waste.VwV......

My Interests

don't click this link...I love music, hearses, MMA, motorcycles, philosophy,vampires, tattoos, piercings, poetry, art, dramatic eye makeup, corsets, pain (as a release of negative energy), purple & black,biting and being bitten (but not just by anyone-you have to be someone special...I don't want your fucking diseases!)"My life is simple, my food is plain, and my quarters are uncluttered. In all things, I have sought clarity. I face the troubles and problems of life and death willingly. Virtue, integrity and courage are my priorities. I can be approached, but never pushed; befriended but never coerced; killed but never shamed." - Yi Sunshin, Last letter to an old friend......

I'd like to meet:

.. A human who values honesty. Wish me luck!......

Music:

TooL, Enigma, Al Di Meola, Meshuggah, Jimmy Herring, A Perfect Circle, Doors (Jim Morrison was a great poet), NIN, John Doan (killer irish songwriter/harp guitarist), Coheed & Cambria, Nothingface, Beethoven, System of a Down, Pink Floyd... There are a lot more, but i'm in a hurry right now. I hate computers anyway.......

Movies:

In the rare event that I actually sit still long enough to watch something:Vampire movies (good, bad, cheesy, I don't care),In The Mouth Of Madness, A Clockwork Orange, Gummo, Mirror Mask, Kung Pao: Enter The Fist, Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison (of course), The Fountain, Spongebob, A Scanner Darkly, probably plenty more.........

Television:

MMA. Other than fighting, I passionately hate sports. Your team sucks and I don't care!......

Books:

Uhhh.....you mean.....like, reading?

Heroes:

My sister: The single mother of the three most beautiful girls in the world. My world revolves around them. Indian Larry (Desmedt): He lived and died (with no regrets) doing what he loved. If you don't know who he was, how he lived, or what he beleived in, it's your loss-do something about it.

My Blog

Some serious questions

Question 1:If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already (three whowere deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she hadsyphilis), would you recommend that she have an abort...
Posted by Ask Murderer For Hire on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 01:27:00 PST

Remembering a lost friend

My old friend Common Sense My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and toldme I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he wasalways around in my early y...
Posted by Ask Murderer For Hire on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 03:00:00 PST

I will never understand humans... (continued)

I just wanted to say one more thing to any of the drama queens who like to talk shit and gossip about things that you know nothing about because your mommy didn't give you enough attention w...
Posted by Ask Murderer For Hire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I will never understand humans or their behavior......

Here are a few questions and concerns I have. Read it if you want. If it doesn't apply to you, then disregard. If it does apply, do something abut it. If you are thinking about posting a comment, be v...
Posted by Ask Murderer For Hire on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST