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About Me

Hi. My name is William and I don't go by a specific name. I'm up for pretty much anything especially if it's something new.

I dip chicken nuggets with all the sauces at Mcdonalds, I eat french fries with mashed potatoes, apples and honey.

I'm scared of commitment, clowns, and spiders.

I laugh out loud, sleep talk, sing in the shower, cook my own meals, cut my own hair, pass on the left, travel light, buy impulsively,

Oh, and I'm bringing sexy back

The Military is a pretty big part of my life. There aren't many people that do what I do, and I enjoy it.
I work on these. They may be old and ugly, but there is no other airframe that is more effective in ground support. Now with the new improved A-10C!

My Interests

Football, Beer, Snowboarding, Food, bowling, beer pong, Video Games, cooking, sleeping, television, tennis, golf, baseball, fishing, music.

Music:

Television:

Yes

Books:

No time to read

Heroes:

My Blog

Gone overseas

I'll be right back.
Posted by Will I am on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:01:00 PST

Schools raise money by selling used golf balls?

Some kid just knocked on my door with a bucket of golf balls and he said, "Ummm hi, I'm trying to sell golf balls for my school." What the hell? Now, I live across the road from a golf cou...
Posted by Will I am on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 05:56:00 PST

This will waste 5 minutes of your life at most

I haven't blogged in a while because I've been really busy. I don't even have anything important to say, but I'm drunk. My vacation to the desert is going to be a blast. It's like going to...
Posted by Will I am on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 07:49:00 PST

Birthdays are over rated

I hate birthdays. They just give people an excuse to party, but why not just tell everyone, "hey I'm having a party?" And everyone thinks that birthdays are something great too. It g...
Posted by Will I am on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 04:44:00 PST

How old am I?

I'm really glad Myspace keeps track of how old you are when you give them your birthday because I always forget. I think that I keep my Myspace account for that reason alone. Now that I ha...
Posted by Will I am on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 06:39:00 PST

Here is My Resolve

All the past will ever be is just a memory.Winners never quit, so I will not quit drinking and smoking.
Posted by Will I am on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 11:18:00 PST

I think my luck is shot for the rest of my life.

Because I always delete chain mail. I am going to have bad luck for the next 50 years. I'll have bad relationships for the next 25 years. When I do get in relationships, it'll only b...
Posted by Will I am on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 08:10:00 PST

Reasons why my dog gets laid more than me!!!

Simply put its because animals dont complicate sex with feelings. Animals dont go out for a drink or dinner or whatever. Animals dont have a litany of reasons why they have not gotten out in a very lo...
Posted by Will I am on Mon, 08 May 2006 09:33:00 PST

All those damn fakers trying to be me.

I'm tired of seeing all these myspace sites with 'Will I Am'. Who do they think they are trying to be me? It's not that I mind, I'm flattered that there are others that would want to be me...
Posted by Will I am on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

I'm Irish because....

I'm Irish because I eat lucky charms biotch!! Happy St. Patty's Day
Posted by Will I am on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 04:28:00 PST